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BrutulTM

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If you want non-chicken meat for the superbowl you can't go wrong with Swedish Meatballs. If it's finger food oriented you can always put toothpicks in them and let folks dip them in sauce themselves.
 

Dyvim

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Alright, time to break the superbowl recipes out. I'm looking for something meaty, but non-chicken. There's always a ton of chicken at this party.

I guess it really doesn't even need to be meaty, really. I'm leaning toward bacon-wrapped water chestnuts in a brown sugar/soy sauce.
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/b...ped-dates.html

Also you can leave out and/or replace the blue cheese part with honey for some variety.
 

Crone

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I'll mention again, bacon wrapped little smokies with brown sugar are pretty great!
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Gravy

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Some awesome suggestions. My biggest problem with swedish meatballs is that I'd want to make them from scratch, and I'm not sure I want to dick with that.

Boudin balls sound good though, too.

Little smokies are good, but I need something I can eat. They are packed with sodium, and when you wrap bacon around them. . . delicious, but it'll fuck me up.
 

Crone

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Aww, forgot. Low sodium choices... My next thought was chicken wings, but after you add sauce, it's not really low sodium anymore. I love grilling chicken wings though from Costco, and then tossing in my own sauce. Mmm...
 

Crone

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Ohhh those ham and Swiss sandwiches joe posted up in here! With like a poppy seed dressing drizzled on top and baked! Those were so good!

Ham too high in sodium?
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Joeboo

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Ohhh those ham and Swiss sandwiches joe posted up in here! With like a poppy seed dressing drizzled on top and baked! Those were so good!

Ham too high in sodium?
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Could probably do them with turkey if sodium is a concern.
 

Sir Funk

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Made these last week - they were fucking awesome. Let them sit in the crockpot on warm after they were done, didn't over cook the bacon TOO much.
I cover them with about a 1/4 cup of maple syrup after I put them in the crockpot to keep warm. They are fucking DELECTABLE for sure!
 

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Brown sugar and maple syrup?! That's too much sweet for me. I'm down for just the smokies and bacon, though!
 

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That does seem a bit redundant, reminds me of that Katsuji guy from this season of Top Chef. 4 kinds of chilis? Why the hell not?!?!
 

Gravy

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Could probably do them with turkey if sodium is a concern.
You would think, wouldn't you? Deli turkey is packed with sodium, too. The only way around it is cooking a whole turkey breast.

Anyway, I think I'm going to do the lasagna cupcake thing with some changes. I'm going to make it spanikopita style with spinach, ricotta, Alfredo and lots of garlic and onion.

Also thinking about making 'rat tails', which are jalapenos wrapped in bacon and stuffed with cheese. I even have the contraption to do it.

Mine is similar to this, only round. Same concept though.

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Guys the other day I made the best meal ever. It's really super complicated, but I gave it a 10/10. Try to stay with me here.

Buy:
1x Large Loaf of store-made garlic bread (or make your own, I guess). None of that frozen shit.
1x 1 pound bag of frozen meatballs (You can make your own if you are high class)
1x Jar of Marinara
1x Bag of shredded Mozzarella

Open loaf of garlic bread and bake 5 minutes at 350F to crisp it a little.

Cut the garlic bread into strips about 2-3 inches wide.

Place frozen meatballs on top of garlic bread.

Top those motherfuckers with some marinara.

Top that marinara with some mothafuckin cheese.

Add more cheese, it's good.

Bake at 350 for around 20-25 minutes depending on if the meatballs are frozen, thawed, or fully cooked before this.

Eat it like a caveman and enjoy the best meal of your life.