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Mandolins aren't bad! But yeah, if technology permits, fuck using one. I can probably knock out 15 potatoes (russet. Goddamn golds....) in a few minutes with a mandolin into great chips, either crinkle or straight cut. I'm sure a decent processor eviscerates that time, as well it should.
 

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slicing "sticky" veggies like potatoes into chips is about the only time i whip out the santoku. (cuz they have the scalloped sides for food to slide off)
 

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So I've been doing this wheat free thing for about 2 weeks now. Some observations: may as well just tell restaurants gluten free, because telling them about a wheat allergy makes them look at you like a crazy person. They have tons and tons of gluten free food, which is by definition wheat free, and I am liking a lot of it. Seed crackers, brown rice crackers, pecan and almond crackers, a lot of crackers. Udi makes good muffins, the kids loved them. Gluten free pizza is not good. Gluten free buns at Fuddruckers were delicious.

I haven't really changed up what I cook so far. This weekend I am planning on makingPaleo & Gluten-Free Tortillas Recipe | Paleo Newbieso I can enjoy some fajitas. I made tacos with corn tortillas, that is not pleasant. I made spaghetti squash, but I like that anyway. I got some tapioca flour, coconut flour, and amaranth flour so I can try out some baking. This weekend is hectic with school but next weekend I may go for some kind of cookies.
 

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Yeah, pretty immediate change in my skin so, wheat free it is. Maybe 10 years ago it would have been a pain in the ass, but these days it seems more places are catering to this gluten free shit so it isn't so bad. I just wish gluten free pizza didn't taste bad;( But I only had it from Zpizza, may just be them, I think I may try my own dough and see how it turns out.
 

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My whole foods has an entire aisle that is gluten free and even a cold dessert section for it. (all the other supermarkets i visit have like 2 shelves dedicated to gluten free)

I've tried some gluten free cupcakes, of course they were nasty if you were to compare regular super frosted cupcakes w/ a gluten free one, but just eating the gluten free one alone... it would pass.
 

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Yeah, pretty immediate change in my skin so, wheat free it is. Maybe 10 years ago it would have been a pain in the ass, but these days it seems more places are catering to this gluten free shit so it isn't so bad. I just wish gluten free pizza didn't taste bad;( But I only had it from Zpizza, may just be them, I think I may try my own dough and see how it turns out.
The only good gluten-free pizza crust I've come across is still made from wheat and utilizes a process that basically washes the gluten away. Not sure how that would jive with your particular needs. It has been the only thing that comes close to tasting like normal pizza crust, everything else is terrible. And trust me, I've tried them all.

I am sorry for your loss.
 

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Seeing the words gluten free on a carton of heavy cream rustles my jimmies something fierce.
 

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Yeah, pretty immediate change in my skin so, wheat free it is. Maybe 10 years ago it would have been a pain in the ass, but these days it seems more places are catering to this gluten free shit so it isn't so bad. I just wish gluten free pizza didn't taste bad;( But I only had it from Zpizza, may just be them, I think I may try my own dough and see how it turns out.
Here's a pizza crust I make from time to time that should work out for you. Shit isunbelievablydelicious, and I personally wouldn't mind having all my pizza crusts made this way. Usually after I make this crust I turn it into a jalapeno popper pizza, with bacon, cream cheese, and jalapenos, but anything would be awesome:

CRUST:
4 ounces cream cheese, softened
2 eggs
1/4 cup parmesan cheese, 1 ounce (I used the kind in a can)
1/4 teaspoon oregano or Italian seasoning
1/4 teaspoon garlic powder
8 ounces Italian cheese blend or mozzarella cheese, shredded

Put the softened cream cheese, eggs, parmesan cheese, seasonings and 8 ounces of mozzarella in a medium bowl. Mix with a spoon until well-blended. Spread the cheese mixture evenly in a well-greased 9x13" glass baking dish or a 9x13" rimmed baking sheet that is lightly greased and lined with parchment paper. Bake at 375? 20-25 minutes or until evenly browned, but not too dark. Let cool completely on a wire rack.

If you baked it without a parchment paper lining, when nearly cooled, take a metal spatula and carefully pry up the edges to loosen from pan. Ease the spatula under the whole crust to loosen. Keep the crust in the pan. This makes it easier to remove the finished pizza later. Refrigerate, uncovered, until shortly before serving time. Chilling the crust before topping the pizza is optional. You can top it right away and do the final baking. I just find it convenient to get the crust baked ahead of time and then do the second baking with the toppings just before serving.

Put any sauce, cheese, and other toppings on the crust and, to finish, bake at 375? about 15-20 minutes or until toppings are bubbly. Let stand a few minutes before cutting.
I've been meaning to post this recipe here for a while now. I can't recommend making this cheese crust for pizza any more highly--make it tonight if you can. I'm not saying you'll behappythat you can't eat regular pizza crust, but I definitely wouldn't mind eating this over normal pizza crust for the rest of my life.
 

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Home alone for dinner. Too much?

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All that video did was show that gluten is a key ingredient in many awesome foods. Thankfully the only thing I'm allergic to is reality television.

I'm curious if that gluten free pizza dough is any good, but not curious enough to try it at home. Give it a try Chaos and tell us if it tastes like every other gluten-free pizza dough!
 

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That gluten free crust just sounds like a giant cheese cracker thing. It's probably good.
 

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Yeah Imma try that shit next weekend, I have seen recipes like that posted by my aunts on facebook and always meant to try it but never did because pizza is so good anyways why fuck it up? WELL I GUESS I CAN FUCK IT UP NOW
 

The Master

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Chaos, apparently it sucks but you can get a series of shots to permanently cure allergies. If you just have a wheat allergy, you can fix it.
 

Lanx

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Yeah Imma try that shit next weekend, I have seen recipes like that posted by my aunts on facebook and always meant to try it but never did because pizza is so good anyways why fuck it up? WELL I GUESS I CAN FUCK IT UP NOW
Don't forget using old timey home pizza cooking tricks like jimmying the oven lock so you can cook on the oven cleaner cycle(since this is when it gets up to 800degrees)
 

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Honestly, that's kind of a running theme with gluten free items. They end up being flatter and dryer, normally, than that which they are trying to replace. The pizza dough recipe above is basically going to be a cheesey cracker under pizza toppings. If that is how you view pizza, congrats! But honestly, for people who like anything other than super-thin crust, you are going to notice the difference, no matter how nice that cracker tastes. It will probably taste good, but it won't be pizza. That's kind of the developing problem with gluten free products and anti-x products in general. It can fill the void if you are willing to make major exceptions, but it won't replicate the experience.
 

chaos

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Those gluten free tortillas were not ideal. Too sweet, too "bready", too mushy on the inside. And too thick. Maybe using almond milk instead of coconut milk would have helped. I think I may just either try a different recipe or just try the store-bought ones.

It was better than just corn tortillas, though. I hate corn tortillas unless it is cooked in something like enchiladas.