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Borzak

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I'm having squirrel for dinner. Go ahead and gag. Friend brought me some since season opened today and I can't walk right now. These will be pretty good since they came from a hardwood bottom area and not an area where they eat seeds from pine cones (blah).
 

lurkingdirk

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I've had squirrel gumbo, was meh. I also have had squirrel that I shot while camping and cooked over an open fire. Pull the fur off, salt and pepper that bitch, cook with fire. Not a lot of meat, but pretty good. For a rodent.
 

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How did you feel about the location this year?
I thought that everything actually INSIDE the event gates/fences was great, and everything outside (parking/traffic) was a total shit show. I got off work at 5 so was down there by about 6, and it took us 45 minutes to make it the last 1/2 mile into the parking lots and get parked. The parking attendants were incredibly slow(on top of there not being enough of them). The parking booth gates we went through had 2 roads converging, 3 lanes of traffic per road(so 6 lines of cars) and only 4 of the 8 gates were open. It was a total clusterfuck getting parked. And then once you got in the parking lot, there were attendants around but they seemed to just be letting everyone go off in any direction they wanted across the lot, it was total chaos. It took longer to get in, and get parked, than it does for a Chiefs game. And I'm pretty sure there weren't 80,000 people there on Friday night like a typical football game.

Now, once inside the actual event it was pretty sweet. Tons of room, tons of people.

I had an invite to 2 separate private parties, once a little smaller but had great BBQ and a great bartender, and the other was one of those HUGE ones with a DJ, dance floor, etc. So we kinda just traveled back and forth between the two and wandered around a bit in-between. It was fun.

Favorite BBQ competition team name that I saw: "Rub it and see what happens".
 

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I tried wagyu beef once at my favorite steak house. Wife ordered the wagyu and I ordered the regular meat, both were NY strips. I could barely tell the difference, but the wagyu was a little worse IMO. I would agree the wagyu thing is bullshit. Probably a lot like kobe beef. Though the only kobe beef I ever tried was in a hamburger, so I can't say for sure there's nothing to kobe. Just a strong suspicion I have.
 

Hoss

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Posting this mainly because I named it after a friend of mine who died earlier in the year. I don't really know any other way to get the recipe out there, so this will do for now. Feel free to share it, even claim it as your own, just leave the name intact. Name came about because he loved mexican food and the #1 criteria he judged a restaurant on was whether they had 'good gravy'. This shit is pretty good (IMO the best I've ever had anywhere). I keep some made all the time, especially during football season.


Markie's Good Gravy

3 Cloves of garlic
4 Green tomatillos
4 Large Red tomatoes
8 Jalapenos
1 Serrano
1 Sweet yellow onion
2 Knorr Chicken-Tomato bullions
Sea Salt

Remove outer leaves from tomatillos and rinse. Put tomatillos and tomatoes in a stock pot, cover with water and boil for about 15 minutes. Drain and save some broth to the side for later.
At the same time, roast the japapenos, serrano, and garlic. Put them in a pan and broil in the oven at 450 deg for 15 min turning over every 5 minutes (optional, I don't bother to turn them anymore).

Blend everything (seeds, stems and all) in a blender with the onion and put back into the pot.
Add the 2 chicken-tomato bullions, to about 1 cup of broth and mix it quickly in the blender (clean out the blender) and add that to the pot. Salt to taste and simmer for 20 minutes. I add 15 turns of sea salt from my grinder, but I never bothered to measure how much that is. Cool completely before refrigeration.

If you like spicy, you gotta eat some while it's still hot, it really lights me up. Sometimes I'll add a few drops of aromatic bitters to my dipping bowl. Gives it a good little flavor change. But be careful if you try this because it's easy to overdo the bitters.

Oh and it freezes well too. I usually freeze half the batch and pull it out a week or 2 later.
 

The Master

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Real Kobe beef is fucking delicious, but until 2012 it was literally impossible to get outside of Japan unless you smuggled it out illegally, but the term "Kobe Beef" is only protected by law in Japan, so all sorts of people erroneously sell stuff that isn't Kobe Beef because buzz words. Now they export a very small amount at fairly crazy prices.
 

Gravy

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If I had real kobe beef, I wouldn't make a hamburger with it. Tartare' or Carpaccio would be the first two I tried.
 

Khane

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Kobe is Wagyu. Wagyu is Kobe.

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It's overrated bullshit.
 

Gravy

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I had smoked meatloaf at Weber's in Chicago one time. It was unreal good. It's pretty cool that they cook everything on Weber grills, big bastard Webers. Maybe 4' or more dia?
 

Chukzombi

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I had smoked meatloaf at Weber's in Chicago one time. It was unreal good. It's pretty cool that they cook everything on Weber grills, big bastard Webers. Maybe 4' or more dia?
the biggest webers i know of are the Ranch models which are 36 inches in diameter.
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3 feet, yeah pretty massive. the one i use is a standard 22.5 and thats actually quite big.
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