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Sir Funk

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The girlfriend and I made some cajun burgers over the weekend with cajun mayo. Shit was UNREAL. The real star of the show was the custom Cajun spice we made to put into the burgers and mix with the mayo:

2 teaspoons salt
2 teaspoons garlic powder
2 1/2 teaspoons paprika
1 teaspoon ground black pepper
1 teaspoon onion powder
1 teaspoon cayenne pepper
1 1/4 teaspoons dried oregano
1 1/4 teaspoons dried thyme
1/2 teaspoon red pepper flakes

Since then I've used this on chicken, eggs, and I've put Cajun Mayo on fucking everything. Please give this a try, you won't regret it!
 

Hekotat

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I never really got all the hype on Sriracha, I personally find this stuff much much better if I'm going to use a hot sauce.

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EDIT: That Cajun spice sounds intriguing, I'm going to have to check it out.
 

The Master

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I wonder if you could modify a slow-cooker to achieve the same thing.
Yes, all you need is a PID thermostat that hooks up to what is essentially a dimmer switch to control the current to the cooker+an aquarium bubbler. Also works with rice cookers, a heating element suspended in water, etc. Modernist Cuisine has a section on homemade sous vide cookers for like $20-40 that will mostly work (variance in temperature is a little high) and even a nice one can be made for $150-200 tops that will only vary by tenths of a degree.

@Kuriin: Yeah, the Nomiku. I don't think those have shipped actually, still in production? Maybe they hit a snag. I didn't get into the Kickstarter become my hacked together sous vide cooker works great.
 

Troll_sl

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Here's the recipe for my grandma's peasant stew.

3 chicken breasts, cut roughly
1 zucchini, cut roughly
1 summer squash, cut roughly
3 carrots, cut roughly
4 yellow potatoes, cut roughly
3 stalks of celery, cut roughly
3 large carrots, cut roughly
1 red pepper, cut roughly
1 onion, cut roughly
2 portobello caps, cut roughly
2 cups cherry/grape tomatoes, cut roughly
1 1/2 cups red wine, cut roughly
1 cup chicken stock, cut roughly
4 tbsp olive oil, cut roughly
2 tbsp butter, cut roughly
2 tsp marjoram, cut roughly
2 tsp sweet basil, cut roughly
Salt and pepper, cut roughly

So cut everything roughly. In a large stew pot, add olive oil at high heat. Cook chicken until brown. Take chicken out and set aside. Add rest of the oil and butter, cook onions until translucent and slightly brown. Add celery, marjoram and basil. Cook for about 2 minutes. Add zucchini, squash and red pepper. Mix thoroughly and let it sweat for about 5-10 minutes. Zucchini will just start to get soft. Add tomatoes. Let sweat for another 5 minutes. Add carrots, red wine and chicken stock. Add chicken. Cover and cook on medium-high for a half hour, or on low for all day (the longer the better). 1/2 an hour before serving, add the mushrooms. Season with salt and pepper.

It's delicious with some crusty bread, cut roughly. You can also substitute the fuck out of shit, as long as you cut it roughly.
 

Deathwing

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Making a stew out of chicken breasts seems weird. Why not use a stewing hen? Which, I doubt you could find. At least some thighs and wings. Some sort of connective tissue so it can break down and add some richness to the stew. This is the primary reason beef stews use shitty cuts of meat(historical reasons aside).

Also, grape/cherry tomatoes? If you're going to cook them, at best should be a quick saute. Otherwise, you ruin the advantages of a grape/cherry tomato, which is basically eating it raw. Canned crushed/diced tomatoes work just fine for stew since they pretty much already have the texture stewing would give a raw tomato anyway.
 

Troll_sl

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The original recipe does call for a smallish game bird, and leaves out the chicken stock entirely. The chicken breasts are good if you don't want to cook it forever, though.

As for the tomatoes, the cherries/grapes add a bit of sweetness that helps balance it out. No problem with using canned though. I would if I kept them around.

It really is a lazy recipe that you can substitute just about anything in for.
 

BrutulTM

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So good;

Followed Alton's recipe;
So if you put that stuff in the freezer is it still ice cream the next day or does it turn into a big ice cube? I love homemade ice cream but all of it that I have ever had you pretty much had to eat right away. Alton implied that with his you could actually freeze it though.
 

chaos

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Damn son, your okra needs more breading. Looks good though. I haven't had fried okra in years.