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lurkingdirk

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His kitchen is crazy, and clearly designed to film.

I actually have a couch in my kitchen. Everyone ends up there, and there's space, so a lot of time is spent in the kitchen in comfort. You could actually put a camera where the couch is and film a cooking show. Hmm..
 

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When my girlfriend and I start house hunting, I'm almost more interested in a fixer upper, just so I can do a total remodel of the kitchen right off the bat. I can't afford the kind of house that has the kitchen I want in it as a standard feature.
 

Khane

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When my girlfriend and I start house hunting, I'm almost more interested in a fixer upper, just so I can do a total remodel of the kitchen right off the bat. I can't afford the kind of house that has the kitchen I want in it as a standard feature.
That's kinda backwards. A kitchen remodel typically is a loss in terms of investment so buying a "fixer upper" and remodeling will most likely end up costing you more money (unless you do all the work yourself, including electric, gas, cabinets, general contracting, everything) than buying a house that has almost everything you want but needs a few tweaks.

Fixer upper houses are a fool's errand unless you have a lot of experience fixing up said shit.
 

Ichu

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Joining the Sous Vide Cult this month.

I can only hope that the koolaid is as good as you all say.

Pretty excited though.
Welcome brother.
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lurkingdirk

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That's kinda backwards. A kitchen remodel typically is a loss in terms of investment so buying a "fixer upper" and remodeling will most likely end up costing you more money (unless you do all the work yourself, including electric, gas, cabinets, general contracting, everything) than buying a house that has almost everything you want but needs a few tweaks.

Fixer upper houses are a fool's errand unless you have a lot of experience fixing up said shit.
This is true. I am able to do 100% of the work myself, so it's great. We bought an amazing house in a great neighbourhood that had been lived in by druggies. It was a crack house, and they did enough damage to it that it lost over 100,000$ value in one year. Most of it is cosmetic, but I'm going through, room by room, making everything exactly as I like it. I'm coming up to doing the kitchen soon. It is all functional, but old and gross. Just a simple remodel this time, total gut and layout change in about 10 years. But I'm looking forward to the upgrade!
 

Khane

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Everything I've read has the kitchen and bathrooms as top return remodels.
"Sprucing up" sure(crown molding, new paint, new fixtures, refinishing cabinets or replacing outdated countertops). Full remodels? No way. You'll almost never get even an 80% return on that money. Typically the best way to invest your money when trying to raise resale is to just do minor things that make the place look fresher or neater/cleaner. Everything else is a waste of money unless the place is falling down around you.

That changes if you have the experience, knowledge, and perhaps materials connections to do it yourself of course. Bathrooms and Kitchens tend to be the most expensive things to pay someone to do for you. Plumbing, electrical and/or gas, etc.
 

Lanx

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My kitchen is my man cave.
My wife wanted to learn to cook this sat.

Zero knife skills, i bought her a finger guard like this
Amazon.com: Hot Stainless Steel Hand Guard Finger Protector Knife Slice Chop Safe Slice Tool?: Kitchen Dining

except plastic (can't find the link), been using it, works fine, i didn't want metal b/c then that would be metal scraping against metal.

I sharpened all my knives, i'm pretty sure she's gonna be choosing the Santoku, other women i've cooked w/ seem to favor this style.

Bought a 2lb onion bag for her, wondering what i'll do w/ all that chopped onion.
 

Joeboo

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I don't want to get off on a real estate derail in the cooking thread, but the money return on remodels has a lot to do with what part of the country you are in.

A full kitchen gut/remodel with all new appliances, if hired completely out, can easily cost in the $30,000 - $40,000 range without even getting too crazy on the finishes or appliances. And that cost is going to be somewhat similar no matter where are you are in the US(short of being in a Manhattan high-rise or somewhere incredibly remote that makes work unusually difficult) Appliances cost the same everywhere, granite and tiling costs pretty much the same everywhere, etc. That makes a lot more sense in a 2000 sq foot house that will sell for $1.2 mil on the West Coast, then that same sized house that sells for $150k in the midwest. Thats a drop in the bucket of the total house cost in large cities on the coasts, but its a huge, huge % of the total house value in the middle of the country.

Take my house for instance. As it stands right now, the kitchen is outdated from the 80s, and my house would sell for ~$140k right now (about a 1500sq foot house). We could spend $25,000 on a new kitchen and our house might sell for $150k. Just doesn't make sense where we are currently at. You could barely do all the work yourself and even come out ahead. But if its the difference in your house selling for $700,000 or $800,000, go for it.

If you ever watch HGTV or DIY network, you'll notice that the vast majority of those remodel/flip shows are in expensive housing markets like Toronto or LA. There's a lot more room for profit margins in those market when dealing with million dollar properties than there is dealing with $100,000 properties.
 

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My wife wanted to learn to cook this sat.

Zero knife skills, i bought her a finger guard like this
Amazon.com: Hot Stainless Steel Hand Guard Finger Protector Knife Slice Chop Safe Slice Tool?: Kitchen Dining

except plastic (can't find the link), been using it, works fine, i didn't want metal b/c then that would be metal scraping against metal.

I sharpened all my knives, i'm pretty sure she's gonna be choosing the Santoku, other women i've cooked w/ seem to favor this style.

Bought a 2lb onion bag for her, wondering what i'll do w/ all that chopped onion.
carmelize them, they should last for a bit.

also pickle them.
 

Khane

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After extensive research I've decided BJ's is the best of the club stores.

Costco is almost twice the price of BJ's and Sam's for select cuts of beef like Ribeye (15.99/lb at Costco, 9.99lb at BJ's and Sam's). Chicken and pork seem to be around the same price at all 3 so not sure why that is. But BJ's has things I cannot get at the other 2 like whole roasting ducks, cornish hens, beef short ribs, etc. It also has a full deli. There were no Costco locations near me until about a month ago and I was looking forward to having one but it just doesn't seem to stack up in the meat department, which is really the only reason I even have a club membership.
 

Lanx

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I haven't invested in club stores yet, just googled this info maybe it'll help others too.(current users plz fact check my mistakes)

costs are yearly membership

Costco
55$ or 110$(2% cash back other bonus')

BJs
50$ or 100$(2% cash back other bonus')

Sams
45$ or 100$(cash back other bonus')

If this it'll be the first time you join one of these, google for club store name + living social/groupon/deal. Usually the deal is like half off and a bunch of coupons.
 

Khane

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I have memberships to BJ's and Sam's. Have for a while. I went into the new Costco to do some price comparisons (the cost of the membership is honestly negligible) and don't see at all what the fuss about Costco is. BJ's beats them both hands (pants?) down in the meat department.
 

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After extensive research I've decided BJ's is the best of the club stores.

Costco is almost twice the price of BJ's and Sam's for select cuts of beef like Ribeye (15.99/lb at Costco, 9.99lb at BJ's and Sam's). Chicken and pork seem to be around the same price at all 3 so not sure why that is. But BJ's has things I cannot get at the other 2 like whole roasting ducks, cornish hens, beef short ribs, etc. It also has a full deli. There were no Costco locations near me until about a month ago and I was looking forward to having one but it just doesn't seem to stack up in the meat department, which is really the only reason I even have a club membership.
The only ribeye that is that expensive by me is prime grade. Not sure what is up with the one by you.
 

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I have a Costco membership. I honestly don't buy any beef at Costco, because I rarely want to buy it in bulk and freeze it, unless there is a CRAZY sale. I prefer to cook steaks that have never been frozen, so I generally stop by my local supermarket or butcher shop and buy steaks the same day I'm going to cook them. I honestly think that there's no point in buying highly rated beef(like prime) if you're going to freeze it and cook it a month from now. I'll take a fresh lower grade over frozen prime anyday.

I'll freeze stuff like hamburger or bacon, no problem. But if I want a steak, I want a GOOD steak, and that means never frozen.
 

Gravy

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The only ribeye that is that expensive by me is prime grade. Not sure what is up with the one by you.
Our Costco had prime grade ribeyes that looked like Kobe one time, and I think it was 16.99/lb, and I passed. I still regret it; they haven't had them that looked that good since. Big difference between prime grade and select grade meat. Don't misunderstand, the select grade is great for slow cooking and day to day meals, but when you really want to get down on some beef, prime is the way to go.
 
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Lanx

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I have a Costco membership. I honestly don't buy any beef at Costco, because I rarely want to buy it in bulk and freeze it, unless there is a CRAZY sale. I prefer to cook steaks that have never been frozen, so I generally stop by my local supermarket or butcher shop and buy steaks the same day I'm going to cook them. I honestly think that there's no point in buying highly rated beef(like prime) if you're going to freeze it and cook it a month from now. I'll take a fresh lower grade over frozen prime anyday.

I'll freeze stuff like hamburger or bacon, no problem. But if I want a steak, I want a GOOD steak, and that means never frozen.
Dis where sous vide be da king! I just buy chuck steaks on sale (or in the morning or near close when they slap that $3 off), S&P, foodsaver and freeze.

But, yes of course if "had" to grill a steak, it'd be fresh prime.
 

Khane

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I'm not really a big fan of sous vide chuck steaks/roast. Would rather use the slow cooker and be done in a fraction of the time. Or braise the old fashioned way.
 

Picasso3

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Sous vided a filet, meh. I think i seared it too long but I was pretty let down. Still lots to try though and it was pretty easy.