I can not make a home made pizza
Few months ago, attempt #1:
Bought awesome looking garlic herb pizza dough at trader joes. Contemplated how to use pizza stone, since it has to be heated up first. Decided to build pizza on a cookie sheet that had no sides, so I could slide it off onto hot pizza stone. Used shitloads of flour when pressing out dough, it still stuck like a bitch to the cookie sheet, had to cook the pizza on the cookie sheet, it was still stuck to the cookie sheet even after being cooked, and the pizza tore all to hell trying to get it off the sheet when it was done. Fail.
Attempt #2 a month or so ago:
Got same dough, decided just to build pizza on stone, then put in oven. After half an hour at 400 degrees, dough was still doughy, couldn't get it cooked all the way through without burning toppings. Note to self: have to pre-heat pizza stone. Fail
Attempt # 3, one hour ago.
Same pizza dough, after doing some research some people seem to have lots of luck with coating the pizza stone or whatever cooking surface with corn meal to prevent sticking. Pre-heated pizza stone in oven. Built pizza on sideless cookie sheet, with copious amounts of corn meal between dough and sheet. Little sticky, but pizza is movable. Great. Pulled pizza stone out, slide pizza from cookie sheet to hot pizza stone(which is also covered in corn meal). SCORE, it worked. Pizza is on stone, and I can already hear the dough sizzling.
Go to put stone back in the oven and the GODDAMN PIZZA SLID OFF THE STONE RIGHT ONTO THE OVEN RACK IN A HUGE HEAPING BALL OF DOUGH AND TOPPINGS AND THEN BROKE APART AND FELL ONTO THE BOTTOM OF THE OVEN/HEATING COILS TOO.
An hour later, I'm done cleaning the oven. I have no pizza. I fucking hate everything and everyone.