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Erronius

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BrutulTM said:
Sure. Maybe it's not good lasagna, but it's lasagna.
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BrutulTM

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This isn't Italy. Pretty much all tomato based Italian dishes were invented by Italian Americans anyway, so who gives a fuck what they eat in Italy?
 
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BrutulTM said:
This isn't Italy. Pretty much all tomato based Italian dishes were invented by Italian Americans anyway, so who gives a fuck what they eat in Italy?
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restaurants in italy don't even have a parmesan shaker on the table, fucking gay
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popsicledeath said:
Penne stuffed like manicotti.

Manicotti for Mac and cheese.

There are no rules!
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My doctor is concerned with my blood pressure lately, so I'm not going to even engage on this conversation.
 
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I guess my definition of pizza would be a margherita base with toppings. Same shit with lasagna, that woud be the lasagna noodle + bolognese + bechamel sauce.
 
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Ninen said:
jesus, these derails is really getting into r/shitmidwestpeoplesay territory.

"In America we have a habit of taking traditional recipes from other countries and reducing them to their most basic forms...."

Lasagna alla Genovese can be as little as *literally* pasta sheets and pesto. That's pretty fucking close to "boiled lasagna noodles with butter"​

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The funny thing is, Lasagna predates tomatoes in Italy by about 300 years. Anything with Lasagna noodles with layers of stuff in between is a lasagna.

Especially the loudest, fattest man, Matty Matheson's Chorizo Lasagna

 
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Erronius

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Angerz said:
The funny thing is, Lasagna predates tomatoes in Italy by about 300 years. Anything with Lasagna noodles with layers of stuff in between is a lasagna.

Especially the loudest, fattest man, Matty Matheson's Chorizo Lasagna

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I don't know if this would be Soygen Soygen approved or not
 
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Angerz said:
The funny thing is, Lasagna predates tomatoes in Italy by about 300 years. Anything with Lasagna noodles with layers of stuff in between is a lasagna.

Especially the loudest, fattest man, Matty Matheson's Chorizo Lasagna

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That fucking guy is one of the most obnoxious dipshits making food videos. He ranks up there with the New Yorkers on Bon Appetit's channel.


Not a bad recipe though...
 
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This guy can join Guy Fieri in the group of celebrity chefs where just looking at them makes me lose my appetite.
 
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I tried watching him once and he started using something out of a can like enchilada sauce or chili or some shit and it was fucking disgusting. Hard pass
 
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