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Khane

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You do sear it at the end. I get a small cast-iron skillet as hot as I can get it and sear it for about 30 seconds a side. I have also used the inferred searer on my BBQ as well. As far as flavor it actually comes out better because of the way the fats break down by slow cooking it. Many other advantages to cooking that way as well, Google it up.
Good old sear in the rear. I actually prefer grilling my steaks that way too. I find that method to be superior.
 

opiate82

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Are you sure it's the fats breaking down, or the connective tissues? I just want to make sure there's some advantage of sous vide that I didn't know. Fats breaking down sounds like bad eats.
Yeah, that is what I meant, connective tissues. Not down with the culinary lingo and got confused.
 

The Master

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Are you sure it's the fats breaking down, or the connective tissues? I just want to make sure there's some advantage of sous vide that I didn't know. Fats breaking down sounds like bad eats.
He was right. Intramuscular fat starts to render at ~124-127. It lubricates the fibrils ("fibers") of the meat, making it taste juicier, and delivering any fat soluble flavor compounds to the tongue. Of course this is true regardless of slow or fast heat, so long as you get it into that temp range.

Most steaks are not cut from parts of cows that have significant connective tissues, or collagen, to break down into gelatin. If they did fast, high heat cooking wouldn't be a good prep method.

@Lurking: Honestly it has the texture of normal poultry, maybe a little different, but it certainly doesn't look, taste, or feel like uncooked meat of any kind.
 

Gravy

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Yep.

Also works with cheap rice cookers. For optimal results, add in an aquarium pump to move the water around. Heating element+PID (thermometer/temp control thing)+acquarium pump+pot = sous vide cooker for like $50. Just put food in plastic bag, suck out as much air as you can. Modernist Cuisine has a portion where they go over the hardware of sous vide cookers and they built a bunch of ghetto ones, just as described. They performed identically to the $5000 industrial ones (which now sell for like $2000 and a couple of home versions are out for $500). Not worth the money at all.
I searched their site, but didn't find directions on how to assemble this thing. I'm not very bright and need leading by the hand.
 

rasstapp_sl

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I'm cooking just for myself this Christmas, so can't be arsed with the traditional Norwegian dishes that takes ages of preparation, so tomorrow it's pork tenderloin, any tips for seasoning? I'm in the mood for something more adventurous than salt&pepper and garlic
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Haven't quite decided on what goes with it, I'm thinking of calvados-caramelized onions and fried mushroom, but nothings set in stone.
 

Deathwing

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I don't have any seasoning suggestions because I think any properly cooked meat should taste awesome with salt and pepper. The lone exception being white meat poultry. Perhaps you need some different preparations? Have you tried beef wellington? Works pretty good with pork as well.

The Master: I don't consider rendering fat as "breaking down". I thought chemical changes were required. But whatever, nit picking.
 

rasstapp_sl

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Wellington is actually not a bad idea, never done it before though
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As for the seasoning, I tend to agree with you, and I'll probably end up doing it the usual way (which is still awesome ofc
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The Master

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I searched their site, but didn't find directions on how to assemble this thing. I'm not very bright and need leading by the hand.
It is in their, admittedly expensive, book. Really it is buy PID, follow directions on hooking up PID to the electric cable of heating element (be that a rice cooker, a crock pot, a water proof coil of some kind, whatever). That is the only hard part.

@Deathwing: Fair point.
 

Erronius

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I'm cooking just for myself this Christmas, so can't be arsed with the traditional Norwegian dishes that takes ages of preparation, so tomorrow it's pork tenderloin, any tips for seasoning? I'm in the mood for something more adventurous than salt&pepper and garlic
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Haven't quite decided on what goes with it, I'm thinking of calvados-caramelized onions and fried mushroom, but nothings set in stone.
Do Vikings really eat pork tenderloin? Do you drink tea with pinky finger extended?

It is in their, admittedly expensive, book. Really it is buy PID, follow directions on hooking up PID to the electric cable of heating element (be that a rice cooker, a crock pot, a water proof coil of some kind, whatever). That is the only hard part.

@Deathwing: Fair point.
God damnit stop saying PID, I'm in between semesters stop doing this to my brain
 

Erronius

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^ LOL


Last night I about lost my shit. I had two cheesecakes sitting out cooling on the counter, and I didn't want to put plastic wrap on them too soon (water condensation on the inside of the plastic wrap). Or even cover them at all for that matter, they really had a lot of moisture breathing out of them. I don't see the purpose of trying to water-bathe cheesecakes and nesting them in tinfoil to keep water out of the springform so they don't get soggy, if I'm going to end up covering them too soon and having them get soggy that way.

So of course, a cat apparently decided to try the pumpkin cheesecake when I wasn't in the room and I came back to find a spot on it the size of a quarter where the browning was licked off.

I'd considered taking dishes out of a couple cabinets and putting them in there but I didn't think one of those shithead cats would actually try cheesecake.
 

Gravy

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I'm just sayin', this is how it starts. Two is premature for 'crazy', but if a cute little stray comes your way...

Anyway, Merry Christmas gents.
 

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Roasted carrot soup with yogurt and Dukkah spice, honey glazed ham, and leek and Gruy?re bread pudding ready to go.

I heart cooking. I love how the whole house smells of Dukkah and of ham.
 

chaos

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We actually did Christmas dinner last night because we're weird. First time I've ever glazed a ham that I can remember. The ham was bangin, yos. Made a key lime pie for my wife too, it was good, next time I'll just do a cheesecake or something instead though.
 

Erronius

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We actually did Christmas dinner last night because we're weird. First time I've ever glazed a ham that I can remember. The ham was bangin, yos. Made a key lime pie for my wife too, it was good, next time I'll just do a cheesecake or something instead though.
My family did the same. Had another get-together today but I'm still recovering from yesterdays food coma
 

Falstaff

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I made the chipotle chicken chili last night. Really good. What should I use my extra chipotle peppers in adobo sauce for? Besides more chili... which might happen this weekend.