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because I thought you weren't Chinese
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Dr.Retarded

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Hahaha, and this all started just because I was asking about wok recommendations.

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I'm going to go boil some rice, drain it in a collander, and then open a bunch of leftover soy sauce packets.
 
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Lanx

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I'm going to go boil some rice, drain it in a collander, and then open a bunch of leftover soy sauce packets.
yesterday my wife said (cuz she was watching anime)

fried rice, i want fried rice!

and as always i said "you have to tell me either 6hrs ahead of time or the next day", cuz you want your fried rice a day old or at least fridge cold, i've been using a blasphemous trick of using half the normal amount of water to get "dryer/crunchier" rice, but it's still not as good as just putting cooked rice in a fridge.

in the end the rice was a bit soggy, not mush, but it was really good the next day(today) since now the rice was cold.

you want adventures w/ rice, i'll fucking give you adventures w/ rice if you keep actin cute collander boy
 
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Lanx

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Sheesh, Lanx is in a mood today, waving his big dick around like he owns the place!
someone just asked for advice and i gave it, then all of a sudden some white colononizer misogynist decided to throw in his 3cents on woks and related it womyn somehow, like bitch, i didn't even want to know your limited 2cents, do you want your penny back to make 3?
 
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Erronius

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someone just asked for advice and i gave it, then all of a sudden some white colononizer misogynist decided to throw in his 3cents on woks and related it womyn somehow, like bitch, i didn't even want to know your limited 2cents, do you want your penny back to make 3?

Why don't you just shut your piehole and play a round of "Big Ern's Cooking Thread Roulette?"

I just like busting your chops; nothing but love! :tyen::tyen::tyen:

 
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Dr.Retarded

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this bitch ass nogger asks me for advice and i have no qualms helping out anyway i can trying to provide information w/ links and images and videos and then this fuckin unca tom backstabs me by callin me dinnerware
It's ok Lanx Lanx , you're one of the good ones...😉