Frenzied Wombat
Potato del Grande
Seriously, you should just set a macro for "shut the fuck up" and "are you fucking stupid". They seem to be your go to rebuttal of enlightenment since you've been prevented from using outright offensive racist terminology. Do yourself a favor and go drink your Pabst Blue Ribbon, watch your football game, and clean your gun. Leave advanced reasoning to the adults.
Shut the fuck up and stay out of this thread.