Halloween is upon us!

Mama was the worst fucking horror movie i've ever seen

Then don't see Ouija

I guess I've got to get those US Thanksgiving avatars going instead.

I'm going as "That one guy on the street full of hippie health nuts who gives out chocolate instead of fucking nutritious snacks and dental floss."

I swear... my neighbors are dicks to kids. There was a kid last year who started on my street. When he got to my house, his bag had three toothbrushes, two contains of dental floss, and some bullshit organic granola snack thing that probably tasted like baked cardboard. I gave the kid the equivalent of two full sized snickers bars.

If you're giving out candy, give the good stuff.

Happy Halloween!

That pumpkin has a crack in it.

My efforts for pumpkins this year- not resized so spoilerized

and- the G broke when i was breaking out the "G" :/

Friend of mine wins for pumpkin of the year hahah

My son and I.

Dogs a wookie for Halloween

I liked it 10 years ago when on Halloween there was nothing but ass and titty pics all over Facebook. Now it's pictures of their kids. Fuckin' skanks.