The indians need to be celebrating thanksgiving every fucking day of the year.
We lifted them out of the hellish cycle of stone-age intertribal genocidal bloodleting that was the hallmark of pre-Columbian America. We gave them literacy, industry and science and turned an entire continent that had lain fallow for eons into the most fertile land in the world. Then we gave them their most favorite thing ever: malt liquor.
You're welcome, brown people.