Hawkeye
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Rajaah
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Just started this. I thought Jazz Jennings was gonna be the new Hawkeye, like they set that up at the beginning of Endgame.
Did they switch out Jazz for Hailie Steinfeld because Jazz is having nervous breakdowns in RL or something?
Also what's going on with Jazz's face? It's like one half of it is moving and the other half isn't, and she's too young for Bell's Palsy.
Legit questions here, not trying to shitpost.
Episode 1 was kind of fun, I like things that take place around Christmas and Kate Bishop is pretty hot. I also always wanted to see a Hawkeye movie (and a Black Widow movie... ten years ago and not grimdark, but ah well)
Did they switch out Jazz for Hailie Steinfeld because Jazz is having nervous breakdowns in RL or something?
Also what's going on with Jazz's face? It's like one half of it is moving and the other half isn't, and she's too young for Bell's Palsy.
Legit questions here, not trying to shitpost.
Episode 1 was kind of fun, I like things that take place around Christmas and Kate Bishop is pretty hot. I also always wanted to see a Hawkeye movie (and a Black Widow movie... ten years ago and not grimdark, but ah well)
Rajaah
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Renner is 5'10'' and Steinfeld is 5'8''. Renner is probably below-average for a guy in size and Steinfeld is above-average for a girl. The real question is how the suit fit Grills who was like 6'4''.
Just finished Ep 2. That Depeche Mode scene that segued into the credits was one of the best intros to a character I've seen in a while. Ep 3 starts with her sob story, so she's a little less cool now, but for a second there I was like "holy shit".
meStevo
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His kids are invented for the MCU, doesn't have any in the comics and even in this series he only reluctantly trains Kate because it's the best way to keep her safe.
Even though he practices with his daughter I don't think he'd ever train her to be a super hero because of the risks involved, if he could help it.
Even though he practices with his daughter I don't think he'd ever train her to be a super hero because of the risks involved, if he could help it.
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my sister had it happen a couple years ago and she was born in 95 (actress born in 2000) so it's not impossible
it was funny to mess with her while it was happening, i kept calling her Harvey Dent
Rajaah
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Finished it, that was a great movie-and-a-half. I could always go for more Yelena. The last episode with the Christmas Tree and the heart-to-heart talk about Black Widow was good.
Speaking of Black Widow, whoever that was who played her during the Avengers Broadway thing...was hot as fuck. Looked like 2012 Scarlett Johansson combined with, like, Marisa Tomei. You can see a lot more of her in the last episode's post-credits scene.
Speaking of Black Widow, whoever that was who played her during the Avengers Broadway thing...was hot as fuck. Looked like 2012 Scarlett Johansson combined with, like, Marisa Tomei. You can see a lot more of her in the last episode's post-credits scene.
Rajaah
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Agreed on Hawkeye/Kate/Yelena all being insanely charismatic. Unfortunately it looks like the only main character to get their own show at the moment is Echo, who I found the least charismatic of the four "good guys" by far.
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Agreed. I thought he was a boring character and was pretty shocked they are making a show about her that no one asked for.
Rajaah
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I felt bad for the owl after his tree got knocked down. However, he made off with the mini-van so he at least got a meal out of it.
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It was fun going back and watching all of Daredevil (now on D+) after Hawkeye, I get now why people love Kingpin. Character was fucking AWESOME in Daredevil, gonna definitely rewatch Hawkeye but wait until X-Mas because for all things there is the proper time.
and Die Hard 1-3 in honor of Bruce Willis, the ultimate Christmas movies
and Die Hard 1-3 in honor of Bruce Willis, the ultimate Christmas movies
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Using Kingpin the way they did was dumb.
To have him get beat by Kate, but also give him an out by not taking her seriously and not even really trying to fight her makes the whole thing pointless
To have him get beat by Kate, but also give him an out by not taking her seriously and not even really trying to fight her makes the whole thing pointless
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That really was the only way she could beat him - he basically didn’t treat her as a threat (she wasn’t) and his hubris was his undoing because Kate was able to detonate that explosive arrows.
I didn’t mind that so much. The echo thing with her shooting him is from the comics. As for her show, have 0 interest in it unless they make it a back door soft reboot of Daredevil
I didn’t mind that so much. The echo thing with her shooting him is from the comics. As for her show, have 0 interest in it unless they make it a back door soft reboot of Daredevil
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Caught up on this. The weakest part by far was the Kingpin fight, and no matter how much you handwave it away by saying he wasn't taking her seriously she should have been hospitalized after being thrown around the store like that. Chemistry between Steinfeld and Renner was fantastic and definitely the highlight of the series, followed closely by Pugh who was great in this and in Black Widow. I had always assumed that Dottie Underwood was supposed to be Yelena Belova but apparently the showrunners for Agent Carter didn't have permission to use the character.
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Rajaah
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Just went on Netflix and watched that Edge of Seventeen movie with Hailie Steinfeld in it.
It's actually good. The main character is kind of insufferable for a lot of it but I think that's the point. Her hot best friend looked like a younger Yelena and everything with her was cool. I sympathized way more with her than the protagonist, hope that was on purpose. Woody Harrelson is also good as the principal who gives no fucks.
It's actually good. The main character is kind of insufferable for a lot of it but I think that's the point. Her hot best friend looked like a younger Yelena and everything with her was cool. I sympathized way more with her than the protagonist, hope that was on purpose. Woody Harrelson is also good as the principal who gives no fucks.
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Woody Harrelson's best roles are when he gives no fucks. He plays that kind of character like it was his own personality.
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Sanrith Descartes
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He was Woody Harrelson playing Woody Harrelson long before Ryan Reynolds was playing Ryan Reynolds.
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