Ate a Popeyes Spicy Chicken Sandwich, stomach felt off, blamed sandwich, poops got small, hard and infrequent, stomach cramps started, assumed I was constipated, took some fiber and stool softener, no change, cramps worse, took some laxatives', no change, cramps got worse, went to walk-in clinic, took an x ray, said I was constipated and to try magnesium citrate, magnesium citrate has a massive recall, found someone at work who has stomach issues and has a bottle, drink bottle, no change, cramps get worse, try fiber/stool softener/milk of magnesia/2x laxatives, no change, cramps are more frequent now and powerful enough to double me over for 10 seconds or so before they pass, threw up, went to like a walk in ER, finally get the urge to shit, shit pure water and throw up between my legs into bowl (not very accurately), get CT, admitted into hospital, antibiotics, clear liquid diet (kill me), things get better, got out today after three days.
Have a follow up CT this Wednesday. They're still not 100% sure what it is, said it could be ulcer on colon, colitis, and some other word. But treatment is the same for all until they figure out what it is. Colonoscopy a few months. No fever at any point. 36 year old male.
Edit: All of this was over a week and a half. Dumb me for trying to tough it out but it's always worked in the past. Also figure I might as well try and quit smoking now that I haven't had one in three days.