I had my second colonoscopy today.
Prep was a lot worse than the first time (or maybe I just deleted the last one from my memory). They had me taking milk of magnesia instead of miralax this time. Never again.
That shit is fucking nasty. My choices were fucking cherry or mint. I have no idea why I went with mint but fuck no. THAT shit was awful.
Also, with the pissing out the ass thing - Pro Tip. Get a bidet toilet add-on. With the number of times I went, if I was using straight TP my asshole would have looked like Pizza the Hutt by the time of the procedure.
We installed a bidet for my wife not long before she passed and now I'm a convert. Especially after this. I wasn't really raw at all.
The whole ordeal itself was fine but the nausea afterward really fucked me up. They gave me zofran but it didn't do shit. I was supposed to log back in to work but lost pretty much the whole day. I hadn't expected that.
I'm pretty sure they told me while I was stoned that I have ulcerative colitis and they are sending some samples off for biopsy but I'll review the full report tomorrow.