Highlander

Muurloen · May 23, 2021

Henry Cavill to star in Highlander reboot

Henry Cavill is "to star" in a remake or reboot of Highlander, the 1986 fantasy film starring Christopher Lambert, Sean Connery and Clancy Brown. For Cavill, it gives him yet…

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A Judy Dench Ramirez. El oh el.

Lenardo · May 24, 2021

i love starship troopers.

i also loved the first highlander. 2nd not so much, 3rd was ok. and the series was (first one) was good.

Mahes · May 24, 2021

Starship Troopers was so lovingly cheesy. Love how the knife did not stick into the metal wall and yet he held his hand up there.

Highlander is in my top 5 of all time 80's movies. Their choice for Ramirez is going to have to be spot on for this to have any chance. Henry Cavill playing the Highlander is....ok. I can kind of see it, which means it at least stands a chance. They have to keep the original music or it has to be remastered with a similar feel. "Who wants to live forever" is a fantastic song that truly set the mood for the love story aspect of the movie. The only thing that always bugged me about Highlander was the prize. It seemed weak but I am also not a human being that has lived 300+ years. Maybe mortality and mind reading would be the ultimate prize. I just think that could have been worked out better.

j00t · May 24, 2021

Are they just beat for beat remaking highlander? I mean I'm meh about reboots but I'm even more meh about remakes. We already had that movie and you arent going to win. Either it's worse and everyone who loved the original will boycott it, or it'll be better and everyone who loved the original will complain about it missing that 80's flair.

I love highlander and watched every episode of the show. I'd just be happy with more immortals and swordfights.

Chukzombi · May 24, 2021

Mahes said:
Starship Troopers was so lovingly cheesy. Love how the knife did not stick into the metal wall and yet he held his hand up there.

Highlander is in my top 5 of all time 80's movies. Their choice for Ramirez is going to have to be spot on for this to have any chance. Henry Cavill playing the Highlander is....ok. I can kind of see it, which means it at least stands a chance. They have to keep the original music or it has to be remastered with a similar feel. "Who wants to live forever" is a fantastic song that truly set the mood for the love story aspect of the movie. The only thing that always bugged me about Highlander was the prize. It seemed weak but I am also not a human being that has lived 300+ years. Maybe mortality and mind reading would be the ultimate prize. I just think that could have been worked out better.

"the prize" i assume was to be mortal again. at the end of the movie Highlander babbles on about changing the world and making it better. then later in that scene in the bar in Highlander2, that drunk woman tells him what he did fucked all shit up. nobody was in any rush to be The One, they rather party down for eternity. only the Kurgan had a hardon for supremacy. if Kurgan had won. i dont think he would have done any worse than Highlander.

Gavinmad · May 24, 2021

Chukzombi said:
nobody was in any rush to be The One, they rather party down for eternity. only the Kurgan had a hardon for supremacy. if Kurgan had won. i dont think he would have done any worse than Highlander

Immortals were all subconsciously drawn towards one another, but it doesn't forcibly compel them to fight. That black dude had a nice chat and coffee with Conner before he went off to fight and lose to The Kurgan.

The Gathering

"... when there are only a few of us left, we will feel an irresistible pull towards a far away land ... to fight for the prize ..." - Juan Sánchez Villa-Lobos Ramírez, Highlander (film) The Gathering is a subconscious summoning effect which occurs in order to force Immortals together, to...

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Cutlery · May 24, 2021

Chukzombi said:
"the prize" i assume was to be mortal again. at the end of the movie Highlander babbles on about changing the world and making it better. then later in that scene in the bar in Highlander2, that drunk woman tells him what he did fucked all shit up. nobody was in any rush to be The One, they rather party down for eternity. only the Kurgan had a hardon for supremacy. if Kurgan had won. i dont think he would have done any worse than Highlander.

Unless you watched Highlander 5 or whatever the fuck that awful one was where they made it so the prize was you could have kids.

Let me make this clear...I love highlander. I've watched probably everything ever made. I bought the series set on fucking VHS.

And I regret watching that shit.

Gavinmad · May 24, 2021

Cutlery said:
Unless you watched Highlander 5 or whatever the fuck that awful one was where they made it so the prize was you could have kids.

Let me make this clear...I love highlander. I've watched probably everything ever made. I bought the series set on fucking VHS.

And I regret watching that shit.

That's not exactly how it went, but yes it was so bad that the producer of the TV series said the whole thing was just a bad dream Duncan had.

Cutlery · May 24, 2021

Gavinmad said:
That's not exactly how it went, but yes it was so bad that the producer of the TV series said the whole thing was just a bad dream Duncan had.

It was a long time ago. I tried to block it out. Thankfully it worked partially.

I saw that pile of shit in the theater.

I've fucked fat girls and been less embarrassed.

Rezz · May 25, 2021

I actually really enjoyed the one with Mario Van Peebles as the badguy; Final Dimension I think? Endgame was decent, but the way that Connor went out was dumb. The 90s animated series was actually surprisingly not bad either.

2 was really, really, really bad though. And I had a friend who warned me about The Source so I've stayed well away.

All that said? I really like the Highlander universe/mythology (mostly due to the live action series; Duncan > Connor) and I'm interested to see what they have to say, since it's been 14ish years since the last time it was brought up (the "anime" version was... not really good at all. Something like 2007 I think?)

Gavinmad · May 25, 2021

Rezz said:
I actually really enjoyed the one with Mario Van Peebles as the badguy; Final Dimension I think?

That's Highlander 3, I've been talking it up in here.

TJT · May 25, 2021

Highlander 1 was a perfect 80s movie. It doesn't need to be rebooted!

The Kurgan remains one of my favorite movie villains ever.

Aaron · May 25, 2021

Just saw this. Lot of hate for the old film. I enjoyed it. But then, I have a thing for 80s and 90s B-rated action films. There was probably a 10-15 year period during those two decades when everything lined up for a golden age of "B films". Really enjoy them. Especially if they have some good and cheese one liners.

Cutlery · May 25, 2021

Aaron said:
Just saw this. Lot of hate for the old film. I enjoyed it. But then, I have a thing for 80s and 90s B-rated action films. There was probably a 10-15 year period during those two decades when everything lined up for a golden age of "B films". Really enjoy them. Especially if they have some good and cheese one liners.

I don't think I've ever met anyone who hates Highlander. It's just a fun, campy movie with a cool concept that gets weird when you take it too far.

Which is why we need to leave it alone and not do some woke remake of how the Gathering needs more diversity.

Chukzombi · May 25, 2021

Cutlery said:
I don't think I've ever met anyone who hates Highlander. It's just a fun, campy movie with a cool concept that gets weird when you take it too far.

Which is why we need to leave it alone and not do some woke remake of how the Gathering needs more diversity.

Ramirez will probably be played by Idris Elba, an egyptian, spanish scottish japanese sword master.

Gavinmad · May 25, 2021

Chukzombi said:
Ramirez will probably be played by Idris Elba, an egyptian, spanish scottish japanese sword master.

Is there any doubt that Ramirez will be played by a brown person? They probably would have cast a minority the first time around if they didn't need Connery's name to bring more attention to the film since Lambert and Brown were basically still nobodies.

Chukzombi · May 25, 2021

Gavinmad said:
Is there any doubt that Ramirez will be played by a brown person? They probably would have cast a minority the first time around if they didn't need Connery's name to bring more attention to the film since Lambert and Brown were basically still nobodies.

would be funny if they picked Daniel Craig for Ramirez.

Cutlery · May 25, 2021

Chukzombi said:
Ramirez will probably be played by Idris Elba, an egyptian, spanish scottish japanese sword master.

Apparently you didn't get the memo that Idris Elba is white now

Idris Elba's Luther Was Not 'Black Enough to Be Real,' BBC's Chief Diversity Officer Says

The U.K. cop "doesn't have any Black friends, he doesn't eat any Caribbean food," Miranda Wayland says during an industry conference

www.thewrap.com

Chukzombi · May 25, 2021

Cutlery said:
Apparently you didn't get the memo that Idris Elba is white now

Idris Elba's Luther Was Not 'Black Enough to Be Real,' BBC's Chief Diversity Officer Says

The U.K. cop "doesn't have any Black friends, he doesn't eat any Caribbean food," Miranda Wayland says during an industry conference

www.thewrap.com

i posted that in the Luther thread. they had a point. he had a white girlfriend and didnt hardly ever talk about being black, he just did his job and his GF was a psychopath. typical white guy stuff.

Zweischneid · May 27, 2021

Gavinmad said:
Is there any doubt that Ramirez will be played by a brown person? They probably would have cast a minority the first time around if they didn't need Connery's name to bring more attention to the film since Lambert and Brown were basically still nobodies.

Well, the script was pitched to Connery to play the Highlander and he said nah, but i'd do the Ramire-shhh guy.

Either way, the movie was already made .. what ... 6-7 years after they diversity-cast Billy Dee Williams to black-up Empire Strikes Back in response to all those late 70s #starwarstoowhite editorials in the LA times or whatever.

Rednecks have been getting triggered over this since Gerald Ford was president, lol.

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