One time my parents were staying at a friend's House Boat in Seattle and a Goose attacked them. My Dad grabbed a wood oar that was lying on the dock and Babe Ruthed the fucker mid-flight. The oar nroke in half and the goose was dazed for like 30 seconds givings my parents enough time to escape.
I can't believe y'all honestly think death would stop hodj from last wording us. The most reasonable and likely scenario here is that hodj is dead and as such in the afterlife has all of time laid out before him like a Panoramic picture. He has already autisimed his way out of hell, come to the exact moment when the board closes and resurrected this thread with a post that says simply "last word".