Captain Suave
Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris.
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But seriously, we can't talk about price at this dealership. We need to talk about payments, how much per month would you feel comfortable with right now?
Reminds me of the exchange when I bought my first car out of college:
"How would you like to pay, sir?"
"By check."
"Yes, but how would you like to finance the balance?"
"By check."
"With what loan size?"
"Zero."
"But then how do we finance the car?"
"With this check."
"At what interest rate?"
"There isn't one."
Etc.
Apparently I was the only person in his career who had just straight up paid for a car. I'm still driving the goddamn thing, too, lol.
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