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I thought the gameplay was pretty fantastic. Haven't played it since it released, though, so that's pre-God Of War and Elden Ring and maybe it wouldn't hold up as well 5 years later.
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I thought the gameplay was pretty fantastic. Haven't played it since it released, though, so that's pre-God Of War and Elden Ring and maybe it wouldn't hold up as well 5 years later.
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Mist
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No retroactive changes to the original HZD game files.Oh come onMist
Look at this chubster. Did she contract Down's for the sequel?
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Everyone uses the exact same image from the exact same prelaunch Youtube video showing non-gameplay footage.
This is what Aloy actually looks like in HFW, in-game, in-engine:
Considering that Alinity (who really does look like a man) has 1.3 million followers, saying Aloy looks like a man probably just means that you're gay.
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You can always mod the game to cut out the uggo main character (I am surprised no one figured out how to replace just her face):
One of them subs other models in for Aloy
There is always a nekkid mod, so you could go as "degrading" as possible, which I'm sure the Devs love:
or you could have her rock out with her tits out:
www.nexusmods.com
One of them subs other models in for Aloy
There is always a nekkid mod, so you could go as "degrading" as possible, which I'm sure the Devs love:
You'll have to click the link to the mod for a full nude.
or you could have her rock out with her tits out:
Aloy Explicit Outfits 3 (Carja Blazon)
A continuation of Orangy's Explicit Outfits,This mod replaces Carja Blazon outfits to be more explicit (no top)Only contains one outfit Carja Blazon
www.nexusmods.com
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Loser Araysar
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The more and more I play this game, the more hilarious it becomes. Like a bad movie it grows on you.
My favorite part of this game right now is that all of Aloy's dialogue is clearly written by some feminist who has no idea how the world really works and simply imagines how things would happen had she been in Aloy's place. Like when this downy cunt talks down to kings and priests in a post apocalyptic primitive world without getting backhanded before the last word leaves her mouth, that's how this Women's Studies major imagines things will be in the future once modern civilization fell apart. Or when she is sooooo sensitive to everyone's feelings during quest lines.
The best part however has to be when she threatens people or tries to take charge. It comes off so fake that all I see is this goofy FAB trying to boss people around or threaten them.
Here's a great example
"What have you done!" (i am upset)
"Ugh, let me look at it!" (i am a wahmyn taking charge)
I have now come to a better understanding why I hate this game so much.
The mechanical animal retardation aside, its because this game is fucking Assassin's Creed: Greta Thunberg complete with all the gay ass environmental dogshit undertones such as humankind being evil and responsible for destroying nature.
If I was going to play a game based on a famous political person I'd have a lot more fun with Crackhead's Creed: the Hunter Biden Edition or Ice Cream Simulator with Joe Biden.
Mist
, every time I hear her trying to assert herself, this is how I see you asking for a raise at work.
Anyways, just finished the Grave's Hoard, so I'm on to the next contrived shitpile of a level that these Devs ripped off from Deus Ex.
My favorite part of this game right now is that all of Aloy's dialogue is clearly written by some feminist who has no idea how the world really works and simply imagines how things would happen had she been in Aloy's place. Like when this downy cunt talks down to kings and priests in a post apocalyptic primitive world without getting backhanded before the last word leaves her mouth, that's how this Women's Studies major imagines things will be in the future once modern civilization fell apart. Or when she is sooooo sensitive to everyone's feelings during quest lines.
The best part however has to be when she threatens people or tries to take charge. It comes off so fake that all I see is this goofy FAB trying to boss people around or threaten them.
Here's a great example
"What have you done!" (i am upset)
"Ugh, let me look at it!" (i am a wahmyn taking charge)
I have now come to a better understanding why I hate this game so much.
The mechanical animal retardation aside, its because this game is fucking Assassin's Creed: Greta Thunberg complete with all the gay ass environmental dogshit undertones such as humankind being evil and responsible for destroying nature.
If I was going to play a game based on a famous political person I'd have a lot more fun with Crackhead's Creed: the Hunter Biden Edition or Ice Cream Simulator with Joe Biden.
Mist
, every time I hear her trying to assert herself, this is how I see you asking for a raise at work.Anyways, just finished the Grave's Hoard, so I'm on to the next contrived shitpile of a level that these Devs ripped off from Deus Ex.
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Izo
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The more and more I play this game, the more hilarious it becomes. Like a bad movie it grows on you.
My favorite part of this game right now is that all of Aloy's dialogue is clearly written by some feminist who has no idea how the world really works and simply imagines how things would happen had she been in Aloy's place. Like when this downy cunt talks down to kings and priests in a post apocalyptic primitive world without getting backhanded before the last word leaves her mouth, that's how this Women's Studies major imagines things will be in the future once modern civilization fell apart. Or when she is sooooo sensitive to everyone's feelings during quest lines.
The best part however has to be when she threatens people or tries to take charge. It comes off so fake that all I see is this goofy FAB trying to boss people around or threaten them.View attachment 427503
Here's a great example
"What have you done!" (i am upset)
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"Ugh, let me look at it!" (i am a wahmyn taking charge)
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I have now come to a better understanding why I hate this game so much.
The mechanical animal retardation aside, its because this game is fucking Assassin's Creed: Greta Thunberg complete with all the gay ass environmental dogshit undertones such as humankind being evil and responsible for destroying nature.
If I was going to play a game based on a famous political person I'd have a lot more fun with Crackhead's Creed: the Hunter Biden Edition or Ice Cream Simulator with Joe Biden.
Anyways, just finished the Grave's Hoard, so I'm on to the next contrived shitpile of a level that these Devs ripped off from Deus Ex.
The more you play it,
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Izo
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Kiroy
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Just finished the first Cauldron, this game sucks and not because the girl or girl power, it's just a lame, easy, uninspired AAA. Can't believe the accolades this snore fest gets. Maybe doesn't help that I played it after elden ring, who knows. Gonna skip the slog and just watch a quick storyline video on youtube.
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Loser Araysar
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That goes both ways
She has killed so many people by midgame but still acts like a dipshit high schooler with all the self esteem and confidence of some late blooming wallflower
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I do wonder if I hadn’t played the first one before Elden Ring, if my enjoyment would have dropped significantly. Not unlikely.
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Loser Araysar
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Did you like the "computer magic" any time HADES would do anything? With magical red ribbons of magic would magically fly through the air and accomplish plot points?
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