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Kuriin

Kuriin

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You guys never read the book House of Cards? They're following it pretty closely with...

Claire killing Frank and becoming president.
 
Breakdown

Breakdown

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Sadto see this once great show sputter t hen die a shitty death.

No show ever caught me as off guard as when Zoe MET THE TRAIN.
 
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DickTrickle

DickTrickle

Definitely NOT Furor Planedefiler
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I'm open to seeing the last season even without Frank, but I don't have high hopes. I do hope there's some interview or bonus segment somewhere that explains what their original plan was for the last season.
 
Sludig

Sludig

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meStevo said:
‘House of Cards’ returns in 2018 -- without Kevin Spacey
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Lol so they really want it to bomb harder.

I think the only lingering question for me was what is up with doug seemingly being the leak because he did it before they tried throwing him under the bus. If he wanted to stop them a million places to have done it sooner including just whacking them himself as hes so deep in it hed be going down if they did.

Like orange , going to sadly have to swear it off because after a bad season, watching more hoping for a turn around is just another descent into nonsensical writing with a dash of sjw bs.
 
Xarpolis

Xarpolis

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So I was re-watching Forest Gump because it's a great movie and I haven't seen it in a long time. Sure enough, Jenny, the college age hippy who becomes a stripper and a heavy druggy is none other than Claire Underwood! Neat.
 
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Lanx

Lanx

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'House of Cards' production to resume without Spacey - CNN

someone who has watched the latest season of this shit show, say how can they make the story work?
Xarpolis said:
So I was re-watching Forest Gump because it's a great movie and I haven't seen it in a long time. Sure enough, Jenny, the college age hippy who becomes a stripper and a heavy druggy is none other than Claire Underwood! Neat.
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most just remember her as Princess Buttercup
 
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Bondurant

Bondurant

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Lanx said:
someone who has watched the latest season of this shit show, say how can they make the story work?
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In the season premiere, we'll see Frank walking from behind (some standup with a wig of course) with a suspensful music. He reaches the stairs, hesitates for a second, then just when he's about to take the first step we see a woman foot tripping him from behind, making him falling hard on the head. He's dead lol. Low angle shot going up and we see Claire's feet, body and head. She's smiling, looking at Frank's corpse. There's no music, only a tingling sound. Then the record scratches, the screen's frame freezes, she's looking at the screen, 4th wall magic, eerie music intensifies and she's finally talking to the viewers :

"you're probably wondering how I ended up in theis situation"
 
Ome

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Sounds lame. Not only has Frank already used that move on someone but Claire has already broken the 4th wall.
 
Ambiturner

Ambiturner

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Don't plan on watching this shit. Claire season was already worst season.
 
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