House of Ninjas

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Title: House of Ninjas

Genre: Action & Adventure

First aired: 2024-02-15

Cast: Kento Kaku, Yosuke Eguchi, Tae Kimura, Kengo Kora, Aju Makita, Nobuko Miyamoto

Overview: Years after retiring from their formidable ninja lives, a dysfunctional family must return to shadowy missions to counteract a string of looming threats.
 
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Oh hell yes! Feel like we have not had any new ninja movies or shows since Ninja Assassin came out in 2009.
 
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My day sucked. After watching the trailer I forgot all about it. Yes, baby.
 
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Yes, but will it match up to this masterpiece of cinema?

 
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Spaghetti Eastern? Who knew?!
 
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Cybsled said:
Yes, but will it match up to this masterpiece of cinema?

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This is my jam. As a kid my friends and I waffled between wanting to be ninjas or Ranbo.

Bro down the street had "authenticate ninja stars" from the flea market and a stack of Ninja magazines.
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Good times.
 
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Oldbased

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I must be becoming racist. When I saw this in side panel I thought it said house of ni.....
 
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Awesome fucking movie. I grew up watching Ninja Theater in the 70's. Since then, over-the-top martial arts shit is almost always worth a watch.
 
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Khane

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This out now. It's not off to a particularly promising start with the whole "painfully shy boy, who is a ninja, is in love with the overly dramatized cute and nurturing strong woman who acts like a mom" typical weird Asian love story.

Hopefully it's a footnote but with how it started... seems like it's gonna be a very annoying central theme.

EDIT: Yep, seems like it's gonna be a Romeo and Juliet story except with the Freudian nightmare Asian themes.
 
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Khane

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Eh. Seems I may have jumped the gun. I do get a little jaded about the weirdness of Asian romance culture. I'll keep watching. The kid seems to just be aloof rather than timid.
 
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This show doesn't know what story it wants to tell, no cohesion at all. It's all over the place. Not a lot of action either.

Also, whoever was the sound director for this shouldn't have a job in entertainment. Really weird soundtrack and a complete lack of music or sound effects in key scenes which is really weird.
 
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Khane said:
Eh. Seems I may have jumped the gun. I do get a little jaded about the weirdness of Asian romance culture. I'll keep watching. The kid seems to just be aloof rather than timid.
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This show is written by a white guy.
 
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CaughtCross said:
This show is written by a white guy.
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There are a lot of writing credits, David Boyle only has writing credits for 1 episode. Everyone else is Asian. It also wouldn't really matter if a series was written by a white guy if the directors and producers and actors are all Japanese.

They will have a much different interpretation of "Okay, the writer wants the female lead to act coy in this scene" than American directors, producers, and actors would, for instance.
 
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