I Quit My Job

Sebudai

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And now I'm moving to Las Vegas to resume my career as a professional poker player. Please advise?
 
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Araysar

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Dont go to country music festivals
 
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think of all the time you'll have to play EQ now
 
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If you're resuming your pro poker career, what reason did you have to put it on hold in the first place?
 
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Alex

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Sebudai said:
And now I'm moving to Las Vegas to resume my career as a professional poker player. Please advise?
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Save your winnings well. Brother of a really good friend of mine is a pro poker player and the first few years he got really caught up in the culture and would spend practically all of his earnings on Armani jeans and VIP bottle service since his hotel was always free. Said it was a pretty big regret. Granted, this was when he was 21 or 22. However I always enjoyed visiting Vegas in those years. He really knew how to show guests a good time.
 
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Citrus fruit will mask the taste of a dirty penis when you end up selling yourself.

Take a grape fruits and basically cork both ends, and you'll have a nice fellatio aid that will help with the smell and taste of trucker dick.
 
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Araysar said:
Dont go to country music festivals
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Gunnar said:
Citrus fruit will mask the taste of a dirty penis when you end up selling yourself.

Take a grape fruits and basically cork both ends, and you'll have a nice fellatio aid that will help with the smell and taste of trucker dick.
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God damn I am not sure which of these responses is better... this is a tough one.
 
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ToeMissile

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Filthy dick is much more common than country music festivals in Vegas. Though, i imagine dick concentration will be pretty high at festivals.

So take your pick; high risk, low frequency or lower risk high frequency. Vegas is all about the odds after all.
 
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ToeMissile said:
Filthy dick is much more common than country music festivals in Vegas. Though, i imagine dick concentration will be pretty high at festivals.

So take your pick; high risk, low frequency or lower risk high frequency. Vegas is all about the odds after all.
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Trucker dick is low risk? I have a hard time believing that.
 
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I would rather take 5 to the chest than have a smelly greasy Greek or Italian dick in my mouth,
 
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Sebudai

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If you're resuming your pro poker career, what reason did you have to put it on hold in the first place?
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I played online, and when that became less of an option in Utah due to the federal government I decided to go to college instead of moving to Vegas like several of my friends did.
 
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