If you got to choose how you die, how would you go out?

iannis

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Picasso3 said:

This is also true for getting hit in the back of the head with a rock

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Yeah, but I don't want to go to hell alone. The more souls I bring him the more power Satan will bestow upon me.

 

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TBT-TheBigToe

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I'd avoid Nate and crash my RV into the lever.

 

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Loken

 

bleedat

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I want to die one day.

 

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In glorious battle like a man should.

 

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Melvin

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Bubbles said:

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It kinda looks like you're the only one that watched the video.

Anyway, I'm gonna have to go with cryogenic hibernation. There's a minuscule chance that eventually they might be able to bring you back to life, and that sounds like better odds than any of the alternatives.

 

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Melvin said:

It kinda looks like you're the only one that watched the video.

Anyway, I'm gonna have to go with cryogenic hibernation. There's a minuscule chance that eventually they might be able to bring you back to life, and that sounds like better odds than any of the alternatives.

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I watched it, holy jesus at first you're kinda wondering where it's going then you can't look away.

OT, in my sleep having a viagra induced dream involving Anna Kendrick

 

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Evernothing

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Falling in to a black hole.

 

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Evernothing said:

Falling in to a black hole.

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We talking Stephen Hawking type black hole or Leslie Jones type black hole?

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I would like to be bitten to death by spiders while falling off a bridge or building. So that all the time that I spent terrified of spiders and heights will some how have not been completely in vein.

 

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similar to @Lanx

 

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Harshaw

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Fucking Allison Brie atop a phoenix while dual firing machine guns and sniffing coke off ScarJo's titties.

 

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Evernothing

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ilikefoods said:

We talking Stephen Hawking type black hole or Leslie Jones type black hole?

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Both, at the same time.

 

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Kharzette

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I want to go out with the universe, if it is big crunch, big rip whatever. I want to be there to see it.

 

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Zeppelin explosion over New York City.

 

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Abefroman

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By the Christian God smiting me. I know Muslims would be fucked and FoH would go on, all praise be unto a_skeleton_03.

 

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In a recliner with a pizza sauce stained plate to my left, a warm 2 liter of Diet Coke half empty to my right and this on the tv:

 

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Aaron said:

By taking as many of you faggots with me as possible!

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Kid we used to know from around the way would cite some Egyptian royalty practice in support of this.

Took him pretty seriously despite the big smile, and are no longer friends with him. We were legit afraid he was going to get fired from his job or realize salaries were stagnant 20k below what they were in 1999 (aftermath of the recession) and come shoot us all before taking himself out. We started to keep tabs on his current employment status month-to-month and answered the door with caution.

"dude, hey... I think he lost his job..." big moment.

Think he also had Assbergers. Oh hey whats up man!

 

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