If you got to choose how you die, how would you go out?
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Sir Funk
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First I would make a noose out of razorwire. Then I would stand on a chair and put my neck through the noose. I would then gorilla glue my hands to the sides of my head and jump off the chair.
When people eventually found me they would exclaim, "Did that guy just rip his fucking head off? BADASS!!!"
When people eventually found me they would exclaim, "Did that guy just rip his fucking head off? BADASS!!!"
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zombiewizardhawk
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Brahma
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Whoa. This is seriously how I would want to go. Thought I'd be like 1 in a million.
Sterling
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cabbitcabbit
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Indyocracy
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As a human test subject for something sweet that you just can't do on an animal, like the first person to try to have their consciousness put into a computer, or someone on one of the generation ships into space that has no hope of stepping foot on our destination but shapes the people who will, what a bunch of assholes that makes us lol
jayrebb
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I can't be the only one who can't pick anything...
Is my amygdala growth-stunted? I can't get to a deeper level of consideration on any of these deaths.
I get an instant and equal profound cringe reaction at anything even when logically trying to eliminate choices by pain/discomfort/best chance of DMT release/etc.
Fuck you guys, I'm going home!
Is my amygdala growth-stunted? I can't get to a deeper level of consideration on any of these deaths.
I get an instant and equal profound cringe reaction at anything even when logically trying to eliminate choices by pain/discomfort/best chance of DMT release/etc.
Fuck you guys, I'm going home!
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I'm going to go with how it's said in the Dresden Files:
"I want to be stepped on by an elephant while having sex with identical triplets."
"I want to be stepped on by an elephant while having sex with identical triplets."
Mist
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Void
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I always found that amusing, since Corwin from Nine Princes in Amber (Robert Zelazny) said, many years earlier,
"While I had often said that I wanted to die in bed, what I really meant was that in my old age I wanted to be stepped on by an elephant while making love."
Surely an homage, but still always amused me.
I'd be fine with either version.
Rime
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Selfish: Sex with a beautiful person that is way out of my age/league at the age of 99.
WTF: Hop on a roller coaster/tower at Disney. Use cheese wire/metal wire to make a noose tied to the headrest. Gorilla glue hands on head. Jump off while shouting 'IT'S THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH!'
Wishful: Doing something important, saving a group of people who will remember me.
Realistic: Heart attack in mid 60s/late 70s.
WTF: Hop on a roller coaster/tower at Disney. Use cheese wire/metal wire to make a noose tied to the headrest. Gorilla glue hands on head. Jump off while shouting 'IT'S THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH!'
Wishful: Doing something important, saving a group of people who will remember me.
Realistic: Heart attack in mid 60s/late 70s.
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