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Jysin

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I still think its too much too quick on NVDA. Super tempted to buy some puts on it up here, but the IV is insane right now.
 
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TheBeagle

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Lightning Lord Rule said:
From Fidelity:
Oatly Group AB, an oatmilk company, provides a range of plant-based dairy products made from oats in Sweden. It offers Barista edition oatmilk, oatgurts, and frozen desserts and novelties; ready-to-go drinks, such as cold brew latte, mocha latte, matcha latte, and mini oatmilk in original and chocolate flavors; and cooking products, including cooking creams, creme fraiche products, whipping creams, vanilla custards, and spreads in a variety of flavors. The company was formerly known as Havre Global AB and changed its name to Oatly Group AB in March 2021. The company was founded in 1994 and is headquartered in Malmo, Sweden.​


It's like someone played mad libs with all the worst new age buzzwords they could find... Oatmilk, how do you milk an oat? Malmo Sweden? Creme Fraiche?
Bro, I just can't.
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For sure. But like I said, zoomers and shit.
 
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billymain

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Jysin said:
OCGN -25%.

Come on and post some loss porn for us. B billymain
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NO you dont deserve the loss porn . i said you could ridicule but that supposed a prerequisite of wit not just kickin a poor guy while hes down !
*edit. ive already rolled them out further for breathing room.
 
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Shonuff

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A few thoughts:

If you want to close the trades I recommended last month on BKNG (up 6%) or EXPE (up 8.6) knock yourself out. I'm going to milk this a few more weeks.

NVDA being up 33% since I posted a few weeks I was buying it seems a bit overdone.

People flamed me (not on here) for saying PTON was going to drop, but I tried to tell them post-covid comps would be a bitch.
 
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Locnar

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NVDA ensnared me up in a spiral of regret and FOMO and I bought some a bit over 300! Not 30 mins later clarity came to my mind and I sold it for a bit less. Maybe the quickest few hundred i've lost but I had no business FOMOing something at a all time high. Send mental help.
 
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Shonuff

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Locnar said:
NVDA ensnared me up in a spiral of regret and FOMO and I bought some a bit over 300! Not 30 mins later clarity came to my mind and I sold it for a bit less. Maybe the quickest few hundred i've lost but I had no business FOMOing something at a all time high. Send mental help.
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Its important to keep your discipline and buy some when it starts to come in. Like those times when people are panic selling and no one wants to buy.
 
Shonuff

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Locnar said:
NVDA ensnared me up in a spiral of regret and FOMO and I bought some a bit over 300! Not 30 mins later clarity came to my mind and I sold it for a bit less. Maybe the quickest few hundred i've lost but I had no business FOMOing something at a all time high. Send mental help.
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TBH, traders love stocks at all time highs, because there is not much resistance.
 
Faith

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Lightning Lord Rule said:
From Fidelity:
Oatly Group AB, an oatmilk company, provides a range of plant-based dairy products made from oats in Sweden. It offers Barista edition oatmilk, oatgurts, and frozen desserts and novelties; ready-to-go drinks, such as cold brew latte, mocha latte, matcha latte, and mini oatmilk in original and chocolate flavors; and cooking products, including cooking creams, creme fraiche products, whipping creams, vanilla custards, and spreads in a variety of flavors. The company was formerly known as Havre Global AB and changed its name to Oatly Group AB in March 2021. The company was founded in 1994 and is headquartered in Malmo, Sweden.​


It's like someone played mad libs with all the worst new age buzzwords they could find... Oatmilk, how do you milk an oat? Malmo Sweden? Creme Fraiche?
Bro, I just can't.
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Here in Sweden the oat/soy/nut/whatever milk n stuff usualy has its own counter at the supermarket, Oatly usualy has 50-70% of the space. Apparently they are popular because half the media is on an on and on and on about how gluten intolerance is the cause of every pain, bloating, headache, digestive issue, fatigue etc you can imagine.

My father used to say that after you turn 50, if you wake up in the morning and feel absolutly nothing wrong with you, you have died. Its not the damned gluten, its age, you morons.

Oh and it is Malmö, Swedens 3rd largest city and jogger paradise. Not a day without gang shootings, explosions or good old clan warfare on the streets.
 
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Lightning Lord Rule

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Faith said:
Here in Sweden the oat/soy/nut/whatever milk n stuff usualy has its own counter at the supermarket, Oatly usualy has 50-70% of the space. Apparently they are popular because half the media is on an on and on and on about how gluten intolerance is the cause of every pain, bloating, headache, digestive issue, fatigue etc you can imagine.

My father used to say that after you turn 50, if you wake up in the morning and feel absolutly nothing wrong with you, you have died. Its not the damned gluten, its age, you morons.

Oh and it is Malmö, Swedens 3rd largest city and jogger paradise. Not a day without gang shootings, explosions or good old clan warfare on the streets.
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Even the Swede agrees with me! A web of lies built upon the delusions of idiots in a den of iniquity... thank you for the confirmation, sir!
 
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Big Phoenix

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Tesla ALSO up 55%? in the past month;

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ToeMissile

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Lightning Lord Rule said:
Is that like the San Francisco bath house with the least bums in the alley?
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Kind of? We used to get it to cut the regular milk for the kids because my wife’s family has this weird thing about milk being the only thing a kid can drink to grow up healthy. *chapelle crackhead gif*: “you got some milk?”

Anyway, oat milk is decent in it’s own, works well for coffee, pretty tasty/light when 50/50 with 1% cows milk.
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But from what I recall reading a label, far more calories and less protein/other usefull shit. Tastes best because it's just liquid cereal.
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Been a bit since I looked at a label but recall the calories not being that far off, certainly wouldn’t say healthier. I DGAF, drink what you like.
 
Borzak

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You're on a special kind of crack if you bleieve unemployment is now 4.6%. But make money as the market goes up in clown world.
 
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