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Sanrith Descartes

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Blazin Blazin so I bought SPLG (SPY clone) when it hit the 50-DMA and broke below. Now that it appears to be reversing back higher, if it can break back above the 50-DMA is that a sign to add to my original position?
 

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Image of Sanrith Descartes Sanrith Descartes cybertruck 2 days after driving off the lot.

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Looks like lots of degenerates are betting on NVDA ahead of earnings
And this, dear friend, is why I dumped out of that NVDA-bear ETF with a small gain. It was 100% the right play but Mr. Market dont care about whats right or wrong.
 

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People are essentially trapped, if theyre not dumb.

For example, if I sold my house and rolled all the equity into a down payment on a new house, with my current income id only be able to afford at best a similar house which I would be paying twice as much for due to interest rates. Theres effectively no mobility atm.

Id have to double my current income to be able to afford an appreciably nicer house even with a $200k+ down payment.

The housing market is utterly fucked;
Conversely, I bought a house some 4 years ago that was literally 20x more expensive than what I sold my previous house for. I joke with my wife that we should sell our new house for a 200kish profit and buy our previous house back and just pocket the increase. Once the housing market crashes we can buy our new house again for cash. She does not find this joke funny.

It is nice getting an 8.7% "cost of living raise" while half my paycheck is going to a fixed 2.85% APR mortgage.
 
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Now seems like a great time to short TSLA. I think the Cybertruck will damage the brand. It's fucking hideous and absolutely useless as a truck.
 
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Now seems like a great time to short TSLA. I think the Cybertruck will damage the brand. It's fucking hideous and absolutely useless as a truck.
Make sure you buy yourself a pair of short shorts when you do. Its the required uniform.

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I mean, that thing does look like absolute dogshit.
Reminds me of the Aztek. Everyone fucking hated it except the few psychos who loved it. I hope the cyber truck has a weird interior option that looks like glitching n64 game to pay it tribute.

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Tesla drivers are the vegans of the road. They probably get hard ons with how obnoxious it looks. Just wait till you see them retarded ass paint jobs to make them even worse.
 
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Tesla drivers are the vegans of the road. They probably get hard ons with how obnoxious it looks. Just wait till you see them retarded ass paint jobs to make them even worse.

I do always assume the driver is a piece of shit who can't drive when I see a tesla
 
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If Kelly Blue book is correct and the dual motor 300 mile range version comes out at 50k (-7500 tax credit so 42.5), the stock is going to moon. Those fuckers will sell like ice cream on a hot day.