J49: An Erotic Life

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Chancellor Alkorin

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and yet i never visited the thread about you and your life...which one is it?
Hahaha. This is your claim to fame, Johnny. Wear it with pride. Meanwhile, I have no issue whatsoever with the idea that my life isn't as fucked up as yours is, but the fact that you're shoving these threads in someone's face as a badge of accomplishment really does make me chuckle.
 

Hoss

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Slap your wife's ass J49 and send us a pic with the red hand mark. Just to get the record to stop skipping.
 

Hoss

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Oh and I've been meaning to ask, is that your handwriting on her ass?
 

Itlan

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I'm kind of offended hell hang out with hookers but not me. We can be friends for free Johnny.
 

Evernothing

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J49, does you wife know about The Wolf?

Does she know about The Condom Collector?

I'm seeing a lot of opportunities here. You could turn this this wife-sex windfall into a financial windfall as well and recoup your losses from doubling down on the whores.
 

Cad

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J49, if you used to take the wife to a swingers club, how did you go from that to her not blowing you? Whats the evolution there? Sorry if you said this before and I missed it.