J49: An Erotic Life

  • Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!



    Go here and give us your nominations!
    Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
dechire

dechire

Bronze Knight of the Realm
323
74
Hoss said:
I went into one of those adult theaters the other day. It had been years since I'd been in one, but I figured, what the hell, I need to knock one out and $10 for some strange porn to watch aint a bad deal.

So when I walk into the back, there's this older dude standing in the doorway of booth 1, and when he sees me, he tries to maintain eye contact and starts furiously dropping his pants. I say furiously because his face had a slight frown on it like he was concentrating. I looked away and immediately all the J49 stories started flooding back to me. I wondered if I'd find a smack whore getting getting her ass cleaned in one of the booths. Then I worried that I'd walk into an unlocked booth and find another dude like this old guy who's goal in life was to have someone to watch him jerk off. So I entered my booth cautiously, keeping my eyes up. When I saw it was empty, I checked the walls for glory holes. Didn't want no surprise dicks poking through the wall at me.

So while i'm flipping through the channels, doing my thing, someone knocks on my door 3 different times. A little harder each time. I'm pretty sure it's the old dude, but only because he seems to be wandering the hallway. When I leave, he's out there again, he runs to booth 1 and starts furiously trying to whip out his dick again. I mean, I aint even mad at the guy, I'm just laughing. That's the kinda thing you gotta expect when you go into those places. But damn, it was funny. It was totally worth having to throw away the semen stained shoes on the way out. Next time I'm going to bring a black light.
Click to expand...

LYakLdh.gif
 
  • 1Worf
Reactions: 1 user
Breakdown

Breakdown

Gunnar Durden
5,968
8,242
I don't mind the crazy weirdo shit....but you thinking 10 bucks is worth jerking off in that place, you must be horrible with money. You know the shits free on the internet?
 
  • 1Salty
Reactions: 1 user
Hoss

Hoss

Make America's Team Great Again
<Gold Donor>
27,193
15,317
Gunnar said:
I don't mind the crazy weirdo shit....but you thinking 10 bucks is worth jerking off in that place, you must be horrible with money. You know the shits free on the internet?
Click to expand...

screen on my phone is a lot smaller plus i need 2 hands to jerk off.
 
  • 7Worf
Reactions: 6 users
Breakdown

Breakdown

Gunnar Durden
5,968
8,242
Hoss said:
screen on my phone is a lot smaller plus i need 2 hands to jerk off.
Click to expand...


Take some control of your life and do it at home.

What kind of weirdo let's himself be pushed to paying to jerk off in an aids boothe.
 
  • 1Salty
Reactions: 1 user
Burns

Burns

Avatar of War Slayer
7,438
14,652
Gunnar said:
Take some control of your life and do it at home.

What kind of weirdo let's himself be pushed to paying to jerk off in an aids boothe.
Click to expand...

Probably the same kinda weirdos that wants to fuck trannys in the ass, and do not consider themselves gay...
 
  • 2Worf
  • 1Salty
Reactions: 2 users
BrotherWu

BrotherWu

MAGA
<Silver Donator>
3,259
6,502
I went into an adult bookstore when I was in college and some middle aged dude started staring at me, followed me out, trailed me for a while in his car. Creeped me the fuck out.

You can now literally stream any kind of porn you want to your hdtv for free. The only reason you would go walking into aids booths would be because you are secretly hoping to slip on some semen and have a dick land in your mouth.
 
  • 1Salty
Reactions: 1 user
Alasliasolonik

Alasliasolonik

Toilet of the Mod Elect
<Banned>
4,908
9,890
BrotherWu said:
I went into an adult bookstore when I was in college and some middle aged dude started staring at me, followed me out, trailed me for a while in his car. Creeped me the fuck out.

You can now literally stream any kind of porn you want to your hdtv for free. The only reason you would go walking into aids booths would be because you are secretly hoping to slip on some semen and have a dick land in your mouth.
Click to expand...

What the fuck do you want to do? Get jacked off on or try to rescue drug whores?
 
Slaanesh69

Slaanesh69

Millie's Staff Member
6,049
17,897
I will admit just the previous 10-20 posts in this thread from 2017 had me crying from laughing. That is some classic shit and I am not sure I ever read this thread.

Awesome necro, is what I say.
 
  • 2Like
Reactions: 1 users
Foler

The_Black_Log Foler

PalsCo CEO - Stock Pals | Pantheon Pals
<Gold Donor>
47,632
42,864
Foler said:
Half the fun is the game. John needs to give you all an update. If he doesn't soon maybe then I can help.
Click to expand...
Holy shit I totally forgot about this plan I asked you guys to trust back in 2017
 
You must log in or register to reply here.