J49: An Erotic Life

  • Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!



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    Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!

Gavinmad

Mr. Poopybutthole
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actually , i don't care about your opinions as far as it pertains to me and my loves... capri/deena/seimone/kristen ahh kristen...
it was the attack on my sons, however meaningless, that infuriated me,
2 sons that have an intellectual capacity, that they will both end up successful engineers,
by the way my last kick back deal was made well over a year ago....but, it looks like another opportunity may be in the works,
Your kids are probably going to grow up to be worthless pieces of shit just like dad. I bet they can't wait to get married and start cheating on their wives with disease ridden gutter whores while helping keep them addicted to heroin and being abusive if they show any independence. I mean really, the kickbacks don't mean a thing, that kinda shit happens in a lot more places than just NY/NJ. But you're human scum and I highly doubt any child you helped raise won't end up the same way.
 

chaos

Buzzfeed Editor
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he got all pissy that people were posting heavy girls in the PGT so he threw a tantrum and went to tumblr or something.
 

Kriptini

Vyemm Raider
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While we're waiting for Johnny's second cumming, what's the deal with putting seemingly random numbers after his name? I see 52 come up a lot.
 

zombiewizardhawk

Potato del Grande
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52 times 1000 is almost how much his kids have to pay for a (year?) of college after you take out the miniscule amounts covered by their bad scholarships.
 

Adebisi

Clump of Cells
<Silver Donator>
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he got all pissy that people were posting heavy girls in the PGT so he threw a tantrum and went to tumblr or something.
Don't forget the part where he implied that he was the only one capable of finding porn on the internet.
 

Chancellor Alkorin

Part-Time Sith
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Yeah, but he's the only one capable of exclusively finding the porn he wants on the internet without having to occasionally bypass something he doesn't care for. The rest of the world has to actively decide to keep on scrolling.
 

Hoss

Make America's Team Great Again
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Wolfen thought the PGT was his and didn't want girls he thought were ugly in it. J49 actually has a reasonable claim to this thread (and the 2 others that preceded it).