John Wick: Chapter 3 (2019)

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Gamma Rays

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And that's what makes one of those teaser posters so good.

The one where he is literally outside The Continental in the rain.
 
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Slaanesh69

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I watched JW2 last night and it was just off a bit. Every fight was about 15% too long. Maybe even a little more. Like they didn't have much of a movie so they said "shit, kill about 35 more guys in this scene, that will stretch it out.

The bullet proof suit is a point of contention to some, but i think it was there to get away from the "good guy kills 100 men, 100 men miss every bullet" issue, so he can actually get shot and not put down. Then again he gets shot in the abdomen and mostly blows it off until the Rat King bandages him up. Based on the shots that did that, he should have been shredded unless the bullet proof extended to the shirts which makes no sense because it was woven into the suit.

Anyhoo - the movie was just meh. And I don't get how every one word line Keanu gives is overemphasized all of a sudden: pause.......deliberate, enunciated word, pause......... Didn't notice it in 1, but was way overdone in 2.

Review derail off. Looking forward to 3.
 
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Tarisk

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Looks awesome. I liked how he was channeling his inner indiana jones with the motorcycles

 
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Homsar

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Looks great but I can't stand the bald lesbo. She seems to be playing the same character from billions
 
jooka

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Well, from the looks of it, you will get to see her die horribly. Sounds like a win in the end
 
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Homsar

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jooka said:
Well, from the looks of it, you will get to see her die horribly. Sounds like a win in the end
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That was maybe the best part of 2. Wick ended the mute physically in no time
 
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Lanx

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i'm sure everyone remembers it


also i'm pretty sure i've been in that knife store, looks like they movie set it, don't ever remember peg boards.
 
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BoozeCube

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First 2 were amazing looking forward to #3. That being said I could do without Halle Berry. Even though these movies are awesome as shit I am hoping this is the last one as cool a character as John Wick is there will come a point where they jump the shark so to speak and I am betting this one will be it.

Now with that being said I would be all about more movies being made in this universe. Hell instead of John Wick 4 make a movie called "The Continental" and while I was typing this out I took a second to look it up and mother fucker The Continental (TV Series) - IMDb

I am all over this but only if both Swegen and hotel manager dude are involved.

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Tarrant

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Eh, I get it, he's already in another show, plus movies...and frankly I'm more hopeful that the Deadwood movie gets such a great reaction they try to bring it back. (a long shot I know)

Also, this movie looks awesome.
 
Feanor

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John Wick 1 & 2 are two of the best pure action movies in the last decade. Trailer did not disappoint.
 
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Slaanesh69

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My opinion - 1 was a gun action movie masterpiece. 2 was somewhat sub par in comparison but on second viewing I enjoyed it a little more.

The trailer for 3 made me moist though. I expect serious carnage.
 
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