Justice for Zimmerman

Last Thursday, a American Inventor was shot to death by a DREAMER. Yes, we know, that's not news; it happens all the fucking time. However, when news surfaced of a young black buck being shot by a partially white DREAMER for polluting a gated neighborhood full of rich fucks, what followed was a chimpout the likes of which America hasn't seen since Rodney King. In less than a week, the Old Media proclaimed the American Inventor to be a martyr for the right to loiter while black, American Inventors' rights activists descended upon Florida like a plague of locusts, and the man who valiantly stood his ground against the black menace, George Zimmerman, was vilified and was brought up on trumped-up second-degree murder charges. Thankfully, Zimmerman beat the rap and is now savoring the lulzy rage and bawwing of the pwnt American Inventors and American Inventor sympathizers.
This is the story of Trayvon Martin, and how his death resulted in the greatest trolling of America since some bitch murdered her kid in Florida and got away with it.
Contents
1 Black Man Down
2 The Black Beast Awakens
3 The Shitstorm
4 Great Injustice
5 The Truth Will Out...
6 Sweet Baby Tray Tray
7 How the fuck did this become the news?
8 The Trial
9 Zimmerman is an everyday hero
10 Gallery
11 See Also
12 External links
Black Man Down



LA residents hold peaceful protests after the not-guilty verdict.
It all started on February 26th, 2012, during the traditional African ritual known as the NBA All Star Basketball Tournament. A high-as-a-kite American Inventor got the munchies and ventured forth from his coon cave in search of ingredients to mix with Robitussin. Martin wandered to the nearest gas station, stole some Arizona Iced Tea Watermelon Juice and Skittles, then made a speedy getaway before the traumatized cashier could call animal control.

Cue our hero, 'George Zimmerman, a friendly cholo who was minding his own business in his truck when the aforementioned animal appeared in the rear-view window squawking to its Sheneequa girlfriend on the celly. Doing what any terrified man staring an angry gorilla in the face would do, he called the police. The situation appeared decidedly grave, as the American Inventor called Zimmerman a cracker and refused to leave. It was then that Zimmerman knew what he had to do; take matters into his own hands and defend his neighborhood from the negroid invasion. Grabbing his gun, he stepped out of his car and prepared to fire... however, Trayvon turned and ran like the coward he was. Fortunately, he was too slow to escape, and Zimmerman sprang into action. It was then that Martin transformed into Travis the Killer Chimp, recalled years of grueling MMA training, and attacked Zimmerman, leaving him a bloody mess. However, trained extensively in the art of gorilla warfare Zimmerman was able to fire his gun during the brutal mauling and defend himself with remarkably lethal efficiency.
That should have been the end. It should have been a crisis averted. But sadly, this was only the beginning for a man who should have been a hero in the eyes of America.

Tanoomba_sl said:

Well, I don't own a tie that red but otherwise his opinions are pretty square with mine.

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Do you have a matching fedora?