I just went car shopping today and it's just as much of a scummy and unpleasant experience as I remember. I really need to figure out what signals I'm sending that makes salespeople assume I'm a clueless retard. I was wanting to grind my face into my palm for pretty much that entire experience. I got subjected to every idiotic cliche you see in bad sitcoms.
I go into Toyota and get a sales guy in his mid-50s. He starts putting my information into the computer and I notice pretty quickly that he has no idea how to operate computers in general. He's using the 5 keystrokes/minute hunt and peck method to put everything in and it takes forever. We finally get that part done and I ask to drive a Prius as I want to see how hybrids drive in both full EV mode and in hybrid mode. He asks me what color I want to test drive, I think this is odd as that's really irrelevant, he insists that I should try out the one I'd want to buy. I'm like OK and go with a blue one, and of course he immediately comes back with, "Oh we just got that one in today, you want me to hold it for you? We'll sell by the end of the day for sure." Cue facepalm #1. Anyway, I get in the car and of course the battery has not been charged, (facepalm #2) so I can't actually try out EV mode because it's not available. I drive it for a couple miles anyway mainly just to humor the guy and ask some questions about where the efficiency comes from and the computer system. Of course, his electronic cluelessness also extends to the computer system of the car and he can't answer anything. "Does it have a USB port or do I need an adapter?" "Since you can't plug the car in, does it get most of the extra efficiency from the regenerative braking?" "Uhhhh....I'm not sure, I'll have to ask about that." So, yeah, facepalm #3.
I'm pretty convinced I'm not buying anything now, but I ask the guy to run my credit to make sure I can actually get the rate they advertised. I have pretty good credit but I want to be sure about it. He spends literally 20 minutes talking with the finance guy, I have no idea why it takes this long, but then he comes back with a rate that's $40/month more and more down than the rate I saw advertised on their own website. I ask him if it's costing me more because of my credit, because it's illegal for them to lie about that, and he says, "No, this is the best deal we have, in fact you won't find a better deal at any Toyota dealership in the state." I want to strangle this guy at this point but I just direct him to his dealership's own website where they're advertising the lower rate and he goes back to his finance people and makes me sit there for ANOTHER 20 minutes. He then comes back with a rate that's still $20/month higher than the advertised rate, and I tell him that I'm leaving and am going to try another dealership. "Are you sure? Those cars sell fast, I can't hold it for very long it'll be gone by the end of the day."
That was two hours ago. He has called my cell phone twice now offering me a lower rate (but still more than their advertisement) each time. I think I need a shower.