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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Gummo reincarnate!!! repent
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Okay. Finally read this thread. You seem like a nice guy, that made a pervers mistake by actually sticking his dick into a goblin. We can fix this mess. Here is your ToDo list:
1. Get a lawyer and ask him what you need to do to...
(a) make her get an abortion
(b) not pay money if she refuses
(c) declare her mentally unstable and let someone else make the decision to abort the demonspawn
2. If there is a way to accomplish this, do it. If not, try to find other ways of not having any responsibility towards the child and do it fast. Before the demonspawn is born.
3. Delete/Block her phone number, refuse to talk to her in person or on the phone, dont let her enter your home and get a restraining order if she even looks into your direction.
4. Buy some rubbers, go out to meet non-retarded non-goblin girls and enjoy your life.
5. Destroy all evidence like pictures of her so nobody knows about the terrible things you did.
6. If possible, also move so she cannot find you and people are less likely to link you to her.
7. I also suggest changing your name/nickname online, so she cannot cyberstalk you. And more important... that people never find out what you did.
8. If the baby is born and you do not need to support her, dont. Just tell yourself it belongs to some other poor fool. If you need to support her get tested and hope if is not your child.
9. Depending on how much money you have it might be worth just hiring some mexican to kill her. Or do it yourself and we all donate you some money for cleaning the gene pool.
1. Get a lawyer and ask him what you need to do to...
(a) make her get an abortion
(b) not pay money if she refuses
(c) declare her mentally unstable and let someone else make the decision to abort the demonspawn
2. If there is a way to accomplish this, do it. If not, try to find other ways of not having any responsibility towards the child and do it fast. Before the demonspawn is born.
3. Delete/Block her phone number, refuse to talk to her in person or on the phone, dont let her enter your home and get a restraining order if she even looks into your direction.
4. Buy some rubbers, go out to meet non-retarded non-goblin girls and enjoy your life.
5. Destroy all evidence like pictures of her so nobody knows about the terrible things you did.
6. If possible, also move so she cannot find you and people are less likely to link you to her.
7. I also suggest changing your name/nickname online, so she cannot cyberstalk you. And more important... that people never find out what you did.
8. If the baby is born and you do not need to support her, dont. Just tell yourself it belongs to some other poor fool. If you need to support her get tested and hope if is not your child.
9. Depending on how much money you have it might be worth just hiring some mexican to kill her. Or do it yourself and we all donate you some money for cleaning the gene pool.
This thread reminded me of kingpin.
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Just wow...that is literally the most unattractive girl I have ever seen. Just thinking of those awful pictures from the last thread has ruined my entire week already. No advice to give here but good luck.
Big_w_powah
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My wife is now pissed I couldn"t have sex with her last night.
I went soft every time I closed my eyes, cause that hagbeast flashed into my mind.
Aamina, can I borrow your wife for a few weeks til those pictures fade? At least I wont have shit thrown at my head for not wanting sex with your wife.
I went soft every time I closed my eyes, cause that hagbeast flashed into my mind.
Aamina, can I borrow your wife for a few weeks til those pictures fade? At least I wont have shit thrown at my head for not wanting sex with your wife.
Big_w_powah
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The whole point of the borrowing of his wife is that I don"t get in trouble for not wanting sex.James said:
How is what she looks like relevant to that goal?
I made you a music collab for your situation.
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I blame your friend or friends. We call those girls swamp monsters and when we see a bro that is beyond the limit hitting on these vile beasts we do the brotherly thing and intervene. Your sir have shitty friends not to come to your aide and help out. My friends would of made a bee line straight to the situation and intercept. You have your dick, your friends, and yourself to blame. Now go listen to my sound track I made you.
Compassion and empathy are fine so long as they aren"t harmful to your life. Just get the DNA testing done and file for full custody if it"s yours or walk away if it"s not. Either way cut her out of your life starting now. Put her phone numbers on block. Change the locks on your doors. Booby trap the yard like an Indiana Jones movie.
GaliemVaelant I tip my hat to you sir. You may not have the internet skills of Foler, the style and wit of James, Ravvenn, Kegkilla, Requiem or Camerous, the trendy but controlled sanity of Eomer, but your gift may be even more priceless.
The possession of gravity-well inducing ginormous brass balls in your years long posting history.
Seldom have I laughed as hard at these boards as when I looked at the epicness of your past and current women. Your willingness and abandon to thrust your twisted soul on these forums time and time again were the highlights of the past 2-3 years.
No matter what type of shark chum you hook up with next, I will be anticipating the tale with glee.
The possession of gravity-well inducing ginormous brass balls in your years long posting history.
Seldom have I laughed as hard at these boards as when I looked at the epicness of your past and current women. Your willingness and abandon to thrust your twisted soul on these forums time and time again were the highlights of the past 2-3 years.
No matter what type of shark chum you hook up with next, I will be anticipating the tale with glee.
For the Love of God if you dont get the DNA test done before the birth... DO NOT allow them to list you as the father on the birth certificate, if you allow that in most states it will not matter if a DNA test later shows your not the father you will still be held responsible financially for the support!
I would seriously push for that shit before the birth.
I would seriously push for that shit before the birth.
Big_w_powah
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Sorry. I"m just so used to you flinging shit my way, be it your sperm or your words.James said:
Fuck you guys. I actually live close to them (Shreveport, Louisiana).
That means there is a chance (however slim) that I could see the beast IRL.
Just the idea frightens me.
That means there is a chance (however slim) that I could see the beast IRL.
Just the idea frightens me.