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GaliemVaelant said:
Learning this shit was a very gradual process. Also, dating is weird here. You pretty much have to be introduced to women by their friends. It"s nearly impossible to just approach a woman and strike up a conversation that leads to a date, prostitutes notwithstanding. They call it "old fashioned".

I think, "Yer not mah cousin, why you talkin" ta me?" became "I don"t know you, why would I go out with you?" -- after about the fifth conversation. I"ll never forget when I went out with the Police Chief"s of Bossier City daughter. A black guy downtown asked if she had any change, and she told me she said he mugged her because he"s black.

Seriously, this place is fucked up.
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I"m with James on this one, your dick was in that and helped pass along the DNA for it to continue and fuck up someone else. Moreover, this I was in a bad time in my life, i felt pity for her, or my favorite quoted above is not an excuse.

Hell, at this point in time I"m wondering what the fuck Ashley sees in you.
 
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I have no defense for why I read this thread other than sheer morbid curiosity.

Shelly, you make a great case for government imposed breeding limits.

Galiem, stop having kids and go take good care of the ones you have. Don"t be a scumbag father, the kids deserve better than that. Go take a course in contraceptives or some shit. You fail at sex.
 
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The next time someone talks about how reproduction is everyone"s purpose and if you do not crap out a couple of kids, you are a failure...

I"m just going to link this thread.
 
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Shelly1989 said:
I have cheated on 2 people. I cheated on Daniel (with Troy once) and Jonathan (with David twice and Jeremy, whom at the time I just made-out with for 3 days). I had a one night stand once with my friend, Joseph Taylor. Picture of Joseph:http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._2037442_n.jpgI have had 7 partners in order: Javier, Troy, Adam, David, Jonathan, Joseph, and Jeremy. I have dated 9 different guys out of 20 relationship.

Time-line of my ex boyfriends in order by the first time dating:

1. Troy (8 times) total of about 6 months from Nov.15-28, 2005 & Jan. 5-9, 2006 & Jan. 28- May 2, 2006 & Jan. 24- Feb. 19, 2007 & June 6-11, 2007 & Oct. 24- Nov. 5, 2007 & Dec. 22-24, 2007 & Jan. 16-18, 2008;http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._2058173_n.jpg

2. John (once) total of about 3 months from May 2- July 22, 2006;http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._1936681_n.jpg

3. Chris (twice) total of a little over 4 months from July 22- Nov. 12, 2006 & Nov. 14- 26, 2006;http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._4002699_n.jpg

4. Javier (once) total of a month from April 4- May 9, 2007;http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._2208323_n.jpg

5. Daniel (once) total of a month from Sept. 26-Oct. 26, 2007;http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._3838217_n.jpg

6. Adam (once) total of about 2 months from Jan. 22- March 18, 2008;http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._2075346_n.jpg

7. David (twice) total of about 7 months from March 10-19, 2008 & April 2- Oct. 11, 2008, got married on July 24, 2008 and separated Oct. 13, 2008;http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._1425935_n.jpg(Old Picture)

8. Jonathan (once) total of about 11 months from Nov. 10, 2008- Oct. 6, 2009;http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._3072129_n.jpg

9. Jeremy (3 times) total of about 11 months from Oct. 6- Dec. 23, 2009 & Dec. 25, 2009- April 12, 2010 & April 26- Sept. 5, 2010, got pregnant in May of 2010.http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._2419402_n.jpg

Ranking by my relationships in order of dating them and/or fucking:

1. Troy - personality (8), looks (5)

2. John - personality (9), looks (1)

3. Chris - personality (10), looks (7)

4. Javier - personality (7), looks (5)

5. Daniel - personality (10), looks (6)

6. Adam - personality (10), looks (10)

7. David - personality (5), looks (7)

8. Jonathan - personality (10), looks (6)

9. Joseph - personality (8), looks (7) [Just a friend with a one night stand]

10. Jeremy - personality (-10), looks (5)

Note: ranking would be lower if I wasn"t just comparing them out of all my relationship.
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Jesus christ. Did anyone actually look at these pictures?

I"m sorry but I simply don"t believe this shit any more.
 
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GaliemVaelant said:
Learning this shit was a very gradual process. Also, dating is weird here. You pretty much have to be introduced to women by their friends. It"s nearly impossible to just approach a woman and strike up a conversation that leads to a date, prostitutes notwithstanding. They call it "old fashioned".
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I think it"s hilarious that you call this entire process "dating." A bunch of trailer trash all humping/raping/reproducing each other. Dating? Oh, ok.
 
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Shelly1989 said:
Talking care of my son, spending time with my boyfriend when he isn"t working, listening to music, internet, going walking with my son and my boyfriend, Chase.
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Shelly1989 said:
Also, off and on hanging out with my family, friends, and my about to be ex husband.
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Shelly, I noticed that no where you mentioned "going to work" as part of your day. So basically you live in a trailer park, you have sex and kids with a wide variety of people, and then post on the internet. Where does your money come from?
 
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aychamo_aycono said:
Shelly, I noticed that no where you mentioned "going to work" as part of your day. So basically you live in a trailer park, you have sex and kids with a wide variety of people, and then post on the internet. Where does your money come from?
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She"s a counselor at Planned Parenthood.
 
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aychamo_aycono said:
Shelly, I noticed that no where you mentioned "going to work" as part of your day. So basically you live in a trailer park, you have sex and kids with a wide variety of people, and then post on the internet. Where does your money come from?
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I get disability just like Jeremy, but Jeremy gets disability because of his mental problems.
 
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