Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

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Burnem Wizfyre

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I'm getting a cold. I'm fairly certain it's a normal kind of cold, not the GMO corn sugar poison kind. How are we on OTC cold meds? If they're putting plutonium in vaccines for babies, I can only imagine what goes in NyQuil and Tylenol!

Tylenol? We call that "Effortless Arsenic" around these parts. Fast track. The Nazis were always trying to get Tylenol during the Nuremberg trials in stay of cyanide caps that were confiscated. Steer clear.

NyQuil that's short for nitroglycerine with a play on the Q to G. Put some on a table and light it on fire. You'll see.

Your bait worked, you caught a retard who can't figure out you're mocking him. Now do us all a favor and stomp on the fucktards head and put us all out of our misery.
 
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Your bait worked, you caught a retard who can't figure out you're mocking him. Now do us all a favor and stomp on the fucktards head and put us all out of our misery.


Disclaimer: this little twink is currently on a salt offensive against me.

The salts match the post.
 
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Your bait worked, you caught a retard who can't figure out you're mocking him. Now do us all a favor and stomp on the fucktards head and put us all out of our misery.

6.6k posts.

600 ratings? Cringing hard dude, you're fucking my face up with all these cringes. I'm going to be fucktarded if you keep posting without contributing absolutely anything to the thread.

You haven't suggested any topics, you haven't posted a single thing that has any meaningful relation to this thread.

You got checked on your ad hominem early, because thats how I roll I don't take no shit. Got your face DDT'd into a proverbial toilet bowl, and now you are attempting to stifle any levity to an otherwise nasty discussion. I don't think that's really necessary, and I know the other posters who aren't on the autism spectrum are cringing hard at your follow-up here.

You're the definition of a bitter nerd. And I'll say it again, I bet you are a real big hit at parties with many well-adjusted friends. Burnem Wizfyre Burnem Wizfyre
 
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jayrebb

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The Lumie thread was never supposed to be about a bunch of nasty back and forth. That's why you don't have any posters, no topics. All you guys do is look for something to be bitter and angry about. You don't even bother bullshitting, no jokes, no nothing. I know people like that in real life, and they are far on the spectrum.

You take the thread super serious, force the topic starter to get serious, and make it ugly. Lumie likely got sick of that shtick, and now he can't cure cancer anymore because of people like WizFire Butthurt.

I'm fine with it (as you can tell my ad hominem game is beast), but I NEVER initiate it as a rule. If you don't call me a name for disagreeing with you, I don't go there. That's hodj hodj 's game and I think all it did was extremify the discussion, and make the thread largely unreadable to anyone but a small minority of spergs who enjoy that sort of thing-- Its like highschool with nerds. Its been 10 years and things didn't evolve, they devolved.

Call it salt, but this forum has some policy rules that need to be addressed. I don't agree first of all with ad hominem attacks if you aren't actively participating in the thread or locked into a discussion with someone. That is the definition of shit-posting. I don't like ad hominem, but if someone I am arguing with goes there, I'll deal with it. But drive-by ad hominem wasn't greenlit in 2004-2008, why should it be now? If everyone likes it I'll make note and adapt, and even though I didn't show any surprise, I was surprised at the tactics hodj hodj was using right off the break, as were others who have either PM'd me or voiced it here.
 
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The Lumie thread was never supposed to be about a bunch of nasty back and forth. That's why you don't have any posters, no topics. All you guys do is look for something to be bitter and angry about. You don't even bother bullshitting, no jokes, no nothing. I know people like that in real life, and they are far on the spectrum.

You take the thread super serious, force the topic starter to get serious, and make it ugly. Lumie likely got sick of that shtick, and now he can't cure cancer anymore because of people like WizFire Butthurt.

I'm fine with it (as you can tell my ad hominem game is beast), but I NEVER initiate it as a rule. If you don't call me a name for disagreeing with you, I don't go there. That's hodj hodj 's game and I think all it did was extremify the discussion, and make the thread largely unreadable to anyone but a small minority of spergs who enjoy that sort of thing-- Its like highschool with nerds. Its been 10 years and things didn't evolve, they devolved.

Call it salt, but this forum has some policy rules that need to be addressed. I don't agree first of all with ad hominem attacks if you aren't actively participating in the thread or locked into a discussion with someone. That is the definition of shit-posting. I don't like ad hominem, but if someone I am arguing with goes there, I'll deal with it. But drive-by ad hominem wasn't greenlit in 2004-2008, why should it be now? If everyone likes it I'll make note and adapt, and even though I didn't show any surprise, I was surprised at the tactics hodj hodj was using right off the break, as were others who have either PM'd me or voiced it here.

You think I'm going to police debate tactics in the Lumie thread?

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You think I'm going to police debate tactics in the Lumie thread?

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Give it a few more days, at this rate Jayrebb will attempt to recreate Lumie's breakdown against me on Rerolled where he just started spamming the same sentence at the max post length over and over till he got banned for like 6 months.
 

Burnem Wizfyre

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6.6k posts.

600 ratings? Cringing hard dude, you're fucking my face up with all these cringes. I'm going to be fucktarded if you keep posting without contributing absolutely anything to the thread.

You haven't suggested any topics, you haven't posted a single thing that has any meaningful relation to this thread.

You got checked on your ad hominem early, because thats how I roll I don't take no shit. Got your face DDT'd into a proverbial toilet bowl, and now you are attempting to stifle any levity to an otherwise nasty discussion. I don't think that's really necessary, and I know the other posters who aren't on the autism spectrum are cringing hard at your follow-up here.

You're the definition of a bitter nerd. And I'll say it again, I bet you are a real big hit at parties with many well-adjusted friends. Burnem Wizfyre Burnem Wizfyre

 
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jayrebb

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You think I'm going to police debate tactics in the Lumie thread?

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No, I don't. And certainly not now, I thought that goes without saying.

I was careful to scope this to anyone involved in an actual debate or discussion, with exceptions for jokes and .gifs if you really insist on drive-by posting some kind of nasty dissent.

Coming by just to post "fucking retard" is the argument of a preschooler and/or socially retarded bully. "Debate" what, exactly? People take notice of these things regardless. Most people reading this thread don't want to take sides, they just want to see crazy and poke it with sticks and prod it along. "fucking retard" is not toward that end, and its not even remotely civil, even if flames are fair game regardless of whether they are contributing to the discussion or currently in a discussion.

People who aren't engaged in the discussion, or are refusing to create their own topic discussion here, are stamping out any possibility of a classic Lumie thread with their nastiness. That goes without saying and it wasn't about the debate. I said anyone in the debate is fair game. That seems to be the general unwritten rule here anyway.

The Lumie thread has always been different. Whats crazy and conspiratorial if we aren't going to be able to get crazy due to angry nerds driving by 1-posting and filling pages up with empty vulgar language that doesn't even contain any thread in it. There is no thread in the posts that these guys are making. Again, "debate"?

I am just pointing out that there are drive-by asshats who aren't doing anything except shitting up the thread, so instead of getting really crazy, the thread just gets really nasty. Its too late now, I mean I DDT'd this WizFire guy so hard he is on an all-out salt offensive. But that doesn't mean drive-by shitposting without being funny, cool, or intellectually stimulating in some way should be 100% OK.

We can consider settling on it being 99% OK, without using this thread as an example. If he can stick to posting intellectually stimulating slams, disses, sick burns, and slurs the forum would be a lot better off. We come here for stimulation or to pass time in a stimulating way.

One-liner "fucking retard", "fucktard", "*insert fuck-something*", for 10 pages has turned more than one person off, and I am not a mod or privy to the moderation, but I figure its getting close to whistle time on the uninspired garbage. A shitty life makes shitty posts. Just because someone isn't doing that well doesn't give them a license to shit up a thread with one-line "retard" posts again, and again, and again.

As I said, I'm fine with it within the frame of a debate or discussion. But its getting stale. At least he posted a video of a comedy short this time, as I said up top, that's a step in the right direction if you want to express dissent.

Ex. I am not going to discuss electromagnetic frequencies at the earths core and their potential effect on the human brain, the history of the month of February and how certain months were regarded by Roman emperors and its implication, if people like WizFire are going to stifle and smother the thread with their bitter stench, and thats why I ignored Woefully Inept Woefully Inept 's topic change suggestion. We're stuck, and the same cast of characters is going to be too bitter to move on.

See Wizfire's post #2161 as prime evidence of that. In the face of levity and an attempt to drop the subject, he got angrier and wants to hold any further discussion or the idea of levity in contempt. That is where I would personally start to begin to draw the line on ad hominem. When a poster is trying to switch course and shift gears, and the same toxic shtick comes around again-- surely you can see some of what I'm saying.

That's starting to get towards intolerable I'd think, for any poster. If you can't see even 1% of that, no big deal. I'm not in charge here and don't claim to know best. But I do know that the topics, the tone, and the energy of the thread will suffer as a result of the phenomenon and the pattern of behavior I've outlined. If the thread wants any chance, this phenomenon has to be stemmed. I think my concern is valid, people are tired of it, and the WizFire's aren't going to let go easily, as evidenced in #2161.
 
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You guys didn't have to stop having your civil discussion on vaccines over my link. I was curious if anyone knew how I could awaken my frequency or whatever the fuck is going on there.
 
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hodj

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I just think its hilarious we're three days out and he's still spamming this thread with butthurt over being wrong.
 
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jayrebb

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We're all cringing hard at you and the word "spam" kid.

a_skeleton_03 held up a big fat mirror earlier, you should look in it.
 
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hodj

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Calls 37 year olds "kid"

Thinks others need to look in the mirror.
 
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jayrebb

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If @Amod is confused about it, take a show of hands if they are so inclined.

Who wants some really crazy minus the bitter angry nerds empty posting, endless ad hominem and super serious'd individuals taking everything personal?

Who wants cancer to be curable on FOH again?
 
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hodj

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Whether we want some really crazy or not, you've been providing it for like 72 hours now.
 
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jayrebb

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That's fine, and I'm happy to be of service, but like Lumie I'm done with future topics if there is not going to be any civil discourse in the future regarding topics that you might disagree with or consider "crazy".

You're simply in the wrong thread to be doing what you are doing (so yeah AngryGerbil AngryGerbil actually there is something to moderate outside of a debate, because arguably these guys aren't here to discuss, they are here to shut down and stifle the thread), You were debating hodj hodj , I respect that and I am happy to give it back to you.

Its the drive-by fuck this and fuck that from the crowd that is setting a tone that is completely unnecessary. This cast of characters has to be muzzled if you want what the thread is supposed to be delivering on.
 
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hodj

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Says he wants civil discourse.

Has been absolutely the worst poster of the past week hands down without debate for the past 72 hours.

Just jayrebb jayrebb things
 
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jayrebb

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That is your opinion. You are a vocal minority.

You prevented a topic change, and then WizFire went way out of his way to prevent a subject drop. Its a problem and it was time to discuss changes.
 
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Burnem Wizfyre

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That's fine, and I'm happy to be of service, but like Lumie I'm done with future topics if there is not going to be any civil discourse in the future regarding topics that you might disagree with or consider "crazy".

You're simply in the wrong thread to be doing what you are doing (so yeah AngryGerbil AngryGerbil actually there is something to moderate outside of a debate, because arguably these guys aren't here to discuss, they are here to shut down and stifle the thread), You were debating hodj hodj , I respect that and I am happy to give it back to you.

Its the drive-by fuck this and fuck that from the crowd that is setting a tone that is completely unnecessary. This cast of characters has to be muzzled if you want what the thread is supposed to be delivering on.

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