Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

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Lived less than an hour away from the Palomar Observitory, which is owned by CalTech and has nothing to do with NASA, and went there several times. NASA must have tens of thousands of people in on the secret. Pretty impressive that there's not a single reputable leak.
 
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Vaclav

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Try it yourself you dumb fuck. Go to an observatory and look at any planet and see if they look anything like what you're shown by NASA photographs.
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You mean resolution differences? And ones that are less distorted because they're from outside the atmosphere? Yea, they look a bit crisper and more detailed (like 480p vs. 2160p) but that's entirely because they've got better hardware and a better vantage point. (And before you start something about "atmosphere not distorting images" - if you're going that direction, you better be prepared to explain common easy to observe atmospheric distortions like heat ones being fake somehow first...)

But that's all just a difference of better hardware (and vantage) in reality.
 
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Vaclav

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Skanda said:
Lived less than an hour away from the Palomar Observitory, which is owned by CalTech and has nothing to do with NASA, and went there several times. NASA must have tens of thousands of people in on the secret. Pretty impressive that there's not a single reputable leak.
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And in my case, I deal with a few NASA people including one (retired) couple that likes plenty of conspiracy theory nonsense - funny that they that latch onto almost every damn conspiracy theory there is (9/11, Bush nonsense, Benghazi, etc) don't latch onto the "NASA is bullshit" train.

I'm sure it's a false flag or something though, right?
 
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Skanda

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So it's trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls with the occasional side action when someone decides to take him seriously. This thread is reaching some sort of singularly.
 
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It's almost like the dust clouds of different elements in space doesn't actually look like much so color is added for effect...
 
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It's almost like the dust clouds of different elements in space doesn't actually look like much so color is added for effect...
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It's also almost like different waves (radio, infrared, visible, ultraviolet) aren't colorized and combined to create amazingly awesome pictures of things in space.
 
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Doesn't believe planets are real because he can't see them...
Believes in flat earth, lizard men, and invisible giants because he can't see them...

Can't explain that
 
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Drakain said:
Doesn't believe planets are real because he can't see them...
Believes in flat earth, lizard men, and invisible giants because he can't see them...

Can't explain that
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The fuck are you talking about? Planets exist but they aren't land masses like Earth. I believe flat Earth because that appears to be what it is based on visual observations as well as the physical properties of water which always remains flat. I believe reptilian like beings and giant beings exist because literally every ancient civilization that never had any contact with one another all have stories of such beings.
 
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Lumi said:
as well as the physical properties of water which always remains flat.
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Except in zero gravity situations where it takes the shape of a sphere. Also funny you praise Newton so much but don't seem to believe in the properties of Gravity.
 
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I believe reptilian like beings and giant beings exist because literally every ancient civilization that never had any contact with one another all have stories of such beings.
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You're not wrong.

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I believe reptilian like beings and giant beings exist because literally every ancient civilization that never had any contact with one another all have stories of such beings.
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The trip reports from all corners of the world are exactly the same, pre-internet, pre-media. They all see serpents and speak to serpents. One such trip report is in the Bible itself. Just one of many thousands.

All segregated cultures without any known method of contact with other cultures, all see the same serpents and have serpents communicate with them. Its a fact that can't be explained other than to say that our DNA has these images in it somehow which to me seems ridiculous-- but if that is the best explanation, it says a lot about how REAL these reptiles are.
 
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The trip reports from all corners of the world are exactly the same, pre-internet, pre-media. They all see serpents and speak to serpents. One such trip report is in the Bible itself. Just one of many thousands.

All segregated cultures without any known method of contact with other cultures, all see the same serpents and have serpents communicate with them. Its a fact that can't be explained other than to say that our DNA has these images in it somehow which to me seems ridiculous-- but if that is the best explanation, it says a lot about how REAL these reptiles are.
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I wouldn't be surprised if there was a somewhat advanced pre civ civ that's been completely lost, which would explain a lot of the oddities around the world as well as the similar story's and cultural themes, but that's about where my conspiritard stops.
 
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Vaclav

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The fuck are you talking about? Planets exist but they aren't land masses like Earth. I believe flat Earth because that appears to be what it is based on visual observations as well as the physical properties of water which always remains flat. I believe reptilian like beings and giant beings exist because literally every ancient civilization that never had any contact with one another all have stories of such beings.
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Gigantism and scale like skin conditions were more drastically noticeable in such times, these days a person with gigantism just feels "tall" since 8-9 ft vs 6-7 ft normal folk doesn't feel extreme. Back when adult men were rarely much past 5 foot though....

And for skin conditions, even something trivial like eczema untreated for decades gets pretty damn scaly in appearance.
 
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It's really disappointing that the giant thing is something you've missed while quoting the bible often especially. There's plenty of delving into David and Goliath that has evidenced Goliath as a 9 foot tall or so human. A tall freak, not another species.
 
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