Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

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Malakriss said:
www.foxnews.com

California prisoner confesses in letter to newspaper that he killed 2 child molesters behind bars: report

A California prison inmate confessed in a letter that he beat two child molesters to death with a cane while behind bars just hours after his urgent warning to a counselor that he might become violent was ignored, a newspaper chain reported Thursday.
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Sometimes the crazy killer is the sanest person in the prison.
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The guy who killed Jeffrey Dahmer was tortured for the rest of his existence.

This won't go any different. Prison comes down hard on people who do this sort of thing.
 
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So what do you have to say about our dearly departed flat earth rocket man?
Needs a bigger rocket to hit the dome amirite?
 
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Aaron

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How much garlic do I need to eat to become immune from Corona-Chan? Or is it a trick question since there is no Corona-Chan and all the deaths are just because of Invisible Vampiric Lizard Men sucking the life force out of people?
 
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Lumi

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MusicForFish said:
So what do you have to say about our dearly departed flat earth rocket man?
Needs a bigger rocket to hit the dome amirite?
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Werhner Von Braun 1912-1977 His gravestone reads: Psalms 19:1. That scripture is: “The heavens are telling the glory of God and the firmament proclaims his handiwork.”
 
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Lumi

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Aaron said:
How much garlic do I need to eat to become immune from Corona-Chan? Or is it a trick question since there is no Corona-Chan and all the deaths are just because of Invisible Vampiric Lizard Men sucking the life force out of people?
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Hydrogen peroxide and eucalyptus oil will make you immune to the virus but garlic can help too.

Here's a pubmed study done on peroxide.

"H2O2 in a 3 percent concentration inactivated all the viruses under study within 1--30 min. Coronavirus and influenza viruses were found to be most sensitive. Reoviruses, adenoviruses and adenoassociated virus were relatively stable. H2O2 is a convenient means for virus inactivation."

But really, the virus is just a distraction.
 
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Sterling

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so we just need to put peroxide into our lung linings to be immune? nice. Maybe combine it with a steroid and go superhero. Symbicort with 3 percent Hydrogen Peroxide! Or maybe they're actually talking about using it as a way to sanitize objects and not humans.
 
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Lumi

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Sterling said:
so we just need to put peroxide into our lung linings to be immune? nice. Maybe combine it with a steroid and go superhero. Symbicort with 3 percent Hydrogen Peroxide! Or maybe they're actually talking about using it as a way to sanitize objects and not humans.
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Well, you can gargle with it and put it in your ears and drink small amounts of it and it should weaken the virus significantly enough for your immune system to destroy it quite easily. In the most extreme cases it can be used intravenously. Also yes it can and should be used to sanitize objects instead of alcohol based since alcohol is nowhere near as effective as peroxide is. For people already requiring ventilators, that's where the eucalyptus oil comes in. Rub it on your chest and feet and it will dilate the blood vessels in your lungs allowing more oxygen to enter which should counteract the diminished lung capacity caused by the virus as well as it having potent anti-viral potential.
 
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moonarchia

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Sterling said:
so we just need to put peroxide into our lung linings to be immune? nice. Maybe combine it with a steroid and go superhero. Symbicort with 3 percent Hydrogen Peroxide! Or maybe they're actually talking about using it as a way to sanitize objects and not humans.
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Ethnic cleansing you say?
 
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I am so happy right now! It's like a second Christmas.

Welcome back Lumi! This new crop of conspiracy kids can't hold a candle to your flame. You go all-in, fully committed, not like these young whipper-snappers that backpedal at the first sign of opposition. Maybe you can show them how it's done.
 
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