Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Xeldar
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I opened the fridge the other day and I saw a 4th dimensional shadow person outta my left eye, completely turn 90 degrees and disappear. The cat in my bushes outside started shrieking and its hair stood up on end. I personally think the shadow dude was a bro, that fucking cat always tries to snipe birds at my bird bath.
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I watched the movie enemy of the state last night. This is a movie about the NSA trying to kill Will Smith released in 1999. Jon voight plays the main antagonist. His characters birthday in the film is stated as 9/11/40. NINE ELEVEN.
You dumbfucks should have seen the warnings.
You dumbfucks should have seen the warnings.
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No you fucking idiot. Garlic doesn't coagulate blood or kill bacteria. Garlic cures cancer. What are you, retarded? Grow a brain. It's a waste of time to talk to dumbasses like you. I hope your fucking thumb rots off before the 23rd.
Just cut it off and finish the job. Band-aid / duct tape a clove where the old digit was, and in the morning it will have fused into place.
chthonic-anemos
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If he gains garlic powers, and becomes Garlicman, will he wear his underwear outside his pants like Superman? Would they reek of garlic?
Sebudai
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Lithose
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Need to find some mormons and trade them canned food/water for their valuables, give them the whole line of "what use is your large screen TV during the apocalypse? You'll be laughing at my silly non-believer idiocy when you're safe and sound with this food while I have nothing but worthless electronics, soon!"
