Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

Hekotat

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I'm not gonna lie, had I seen this myself and been alone, I might have freaked out a little.

Then I would have went out lizard hunting.
 
LachiusTZ

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If I was by myself, and on lsd, I would be wondering what dbz character was trying to destroy the earth
 
Xeldar

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I opened the fridge the other day and I saw a 4th dimensional shadow person outta my left eye, completely turn 90 degrees and disappear. The cat in my bushes outside started shrieking and its hair stood up on end. I personally think the shadow dude was a bro, that fucking cat always tries to snipe birds at my bird bath.
 
Mario Speedwagon

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I watched the movie enemy of the state last night. This is a movie about the NSA trying to kill Will Smith released in 1999. Jon voight plays the main antagonist. His characters birthday in the film is stated as 9/11/40. NINE ELEVEN.

You dumbfucks should have seen the warnings.
 
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khalid

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Was cutting up some vegetables this morning and cut myself nearly to the bone. Since there was some garlic on the knife, am I safe? I didn't wash it or anything, figured garlic amirite?
 
AngryGerbil

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khalid_sl said:
Was cutting up some vegetables this morning and cut myself nearly to the bone. Since there was some garlic on the knife, am I safe? I didn't wash it or anything, figured garlic amirite?
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No you fucking idiot. Garlic doesn't coagulate blood or kill bacteria. Garlic cures cancer. What are you, retarded? Grow a brain. It's a waste of time to talk to dumbasses like you. I hope your fucking thumb rots off before the 23rd.
 
Hoss

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Tomatoes coagulate blood. Had you been cutting any tomatoes?
 
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khalid_sl said:
Was cutting up some vegetables this morning and cut myself nearly to the bone. Since there was some garlic on the knife, am I safe? I didn't wash it or anything, figured garlic amirite?
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Just cut it off and finish the job. Band-aid / duct tape a clove where the old digit was, and in the morning it will have fused into place.
 
iannis

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Garlic straight to the bone?

There is apossibilitythat you will grow Wolverine Claws.

I'm not promising anything, mind you. But if it happens...
 
lurkingdirk

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If he gains garlic powers, and becomes Garlicman, will he wear his underwear outside his pants like Superman? Would they reek of garlic?
 
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Dyvim

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Obv too many mormons read this forums, well prolly because of the well written stories and not because of the pretty girl pics.
 
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