Madame Web (2024)

CaughtCross said:

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Ossoi said:

You'd be writing on this forum about how you saw as girl at the airport from 100 metres away who you thought *might* have been her but she was wearing a wide brimmed hat and had a baggy hoody on so couldn't be sure

Your security queue was very long but you resolved to find her once you got through. When it was your turn to go through the x ray you had the choice of two scanners, one manned by as cute female who smiled at you and one manned by a woman who resembled an east German shot putter. You felt your cheeks go red with embarrassment and walked towards the east German shot putter

You grab your things and started scanning the airport for hat girl. It took you a while but eventually you spotted her walking towards the area sign posted for gates 35-59. You cursed as your flight was leaving from gate 5 and was due to board in 20 minutes and it would be at least a 15 minute walk back. But this was your big moment to meet and seduce Sydney Sweeney

You start walking in her direction making sure to keep a minimum safe distance in case you get made and in case she stops to speak to you before you can think of something witty and charming to say.

That's when you notice you're walking too fast that you're building up a sweat so you stop at the nearest duty free to spray on some aftershave testers.

You look at their range and worry about which one she'll like best, so you spray different types on each wrist and neck. Then you start panicking she'll think you're trying too hard

You start moving towards her gate and curse as you end up past gates 35-49 and still no sign of her, perhaps she's given you the slip. Or maybe she realised that she was being stalked.

But no, panic over. You see wide brimmed hat at gate 55, but you still can't tell if it's her or not. You don't want to get too close but how else can you verify her identity.

That's when you think of the perfect way. You walk towards the desk at her departure gate so you can ask the attendant for help. This should give you ample opportunity to side eye Sydney and verify if it's her.

"Excuse me is this the flight to Chattanooga?" You ask

"No sir, that's gate 5. This is gate 55. That's all the way back in that direction. And that flight closes boarding in 5 minutes"

You cringe in embarrassment, the whole gate is looking at you or at least it feels that way. You know you need to turn around and walk towards your gate, but that would mean walking past the love of your life who may or may not be Sydney Sweeney.

So instead you start walking towards gates 60-89

"No sir, the other way" the attendant yells after you


You finally board your plane just in time. You take advantage of the last moments of internet service to pull up fires of heaven so you can tell us all about the time you met Sydney Sweeney at an airport......

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TJT said:

All this bullshit and we can't even enjoy Sydney Sweeney's massive milkers?

Boo!

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