Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Good for you for not being a typical douche bag. Being able to admit your own mistakes and reflect on your issues seems like a fairly rare trait at times. Confronting the vacant husband syndrome and communicative constipation can be difficult, you crossed a huge hurdle. Good news is your relationship has a chance thanks to you being honest with yourself and your spouse. I hope it works out for you guys.
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Not sure looking at it does much for many but there is a surprising amount of pleasure can be unlocked from extra stimulation. You just can't ram a finger in there and hope for the best, Hoss' advice on the topic is pretty straight on though. Most people regardless of equipment are uptight about their ass holes. If you end up there its probably going to be more enjoyable if it is a slow process.
What I do know is that orgasms are kryptonite for woman. I don't care how uptight she is, if you get her cumming like a champ regularly, after awhile of that she'll lose all inhibitions. If she is emotionally fulfilled and enjoying sex I think most woman will gladly give you the benefit of the doubt in bed.
Sometimes ass play is accidental. Gets messy down there and in the heat of the moment you can go from squeezing / tickling an ass cheek to an ass hole pretty fast. licking the bottom part of the vag to a rim. When she arcs her back and is howling in pleasure it doesn't fucking matter what button it is for either party.
Some dudes are all about anal, it was cool to do it just to say I have but at the end of the day, it's far too much to get a girl to douche her ass to not end up with shit on your dick...
That moment after all is said and done and you need to wash that shit off you realize how horrible it all really is.
That moment after all is said and done and you need to wash that shit off you realize how horrible it all really is.
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Khane
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You don't wash it off. She sucks it clean, and then you can't kiss her because she has shit breath. But you don't want her to know that sooooo...
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We do it once in a while. It takes time, cause when we start, it hurts, but my wife has had an orgasm during anal. That did involve a vibrating dildo and double penetration, though. Special occasion stank. Generally followed with a shower.
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Don't know what makes you think a prostrate massage is gay. Pegging isn't even gay. Basically anything involving at least one man and one woman is, by definition, not gay. I'm also not sure what makes you think I don't enjoy having my butthole played with.
The reason I'm not gay is that I chose not to be. But that's a discussion for another thread in a more childish forum.
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Anal done right shouldn't hurt. It does take some time and practice to train a sphincter, but the reward is well worth it. And if you're having trouble convincing the wife, tell her that casual anal is quite the bargaining chip. Can be for her too if she's a sub.
There are very few times where the amount of mess from anal was more than regular sex. As in, a standard sink wash can handle both. I think I shower after sex more often if she's on her period than anal.
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opiate82
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There are lots of non-gay reasons for a dude to be interested in anal-play/pegging. It feels good, power exchange, it turns her on, quid-pro-quo.
The male "g-spot" is up there and you aren't going to ever experience that sort of orgasm w/o sticking something up there. Just because you like anal stimulation doesn't make you suddenly want to make out with a dude.
How come no one accuses girls who like anal of being lesbians?
The male "g-spot" is up there and you aren't going to ever experience that sort of orgasm w/o sticking something up there. Just because you like anal stimulation doesn't make you suddenly want to make out with a dude.
How come no one accuses girls who like anal of being lesbians?
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We should ask an expert.
Paging Dr Kuriin, Dr Fabulous to the Grown Up Forum.