Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Noodleface_sl said:
You tell me that's not gay then I don't know what is anymore
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I already told you. Sex that involves more than one person and they are all of the same gender is gay sex. If it involves at least 1 man and 1 woman, it cannot be gay. And don't give me some made up shit about one dude fucking the other while he fucks the girl. Those are separate acts for these purposes.

opiate82_sl said:
How come no one accuses girls who like anal of being lesbians?
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The analog would be girls who like being eaten are lesbos.
 
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Tenks_sl said:
Thats a pretty terrible analog because lesbos use strap ons as well. So is straight up a girl liking her puss crushed a lesbo act as well?
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In some people's eyes around here yes. Also liking blowjobs makes you gay, since gay people suck cock. Oh, and masturbting makes you gay since you obviously like playing with cock.
 
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Wouldn't the better example be they're not lesbians because they still crave dick?

Idk. Whatever. If a dude likes things up his butt but is attracted to his wife, why does that make him gay? I mean it makes him a total faggot, but I don't think it makes him gay.
 
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opiate82_sl said:
In some people's eyes around here yes. Also liking blowjobs makes you gay, since gay people suck cock. Oh, and masturbting makes you gay since you obviously like playing with cock.
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I've played with my cock more than anyone.

I'm asexual.

Logic.
 
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Enjoying being pegged by a girl being gay or not depends on whats in your head I think. If you're fantasizing being a submissive little boy while the big man pegs you... thats some gay shit. If you're just like, wow thats a nice feeling and I enjoy you doing that with your big tits on my back you sweet female totally not gay person. Well, thats less gay.

It's obviously a bit of homophobia to say "no butt stuff ever because thats gay" but I'm the same way. Don't want my butt touched. The feeling just gives me the creeps. If thats homophobic, so what. I don't have to stick things in my ass to prove anything to anybody.
 
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I don't want anything in my back door but I also don't care what anyone else does in their bedroom. Maybe my opinion would change if I tried something...just not interested.
 
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Cad_sl said:
Enjoying being pegged by a girl being gay or not depends on whats in your head I think. If you're fantasizing being a submissive little boy while the big man pegs you... thats some gay shit. If you're just like, wow thats a nice feeling and I enjoy you doing that with your big tits on my back you sweet female totally not gay person. Well, thats less gay.

It's obviously a bit of homophobia to say "no butt stuff ever because thats gay" but I'm the same way. Don't want my butt touched. The feeling just gives me the creeps. If thats homophobic, so what. I don't have to stick things in my ass to prove anything to anybody.
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Even a rimjob? Oh man, rimjobs feel so good.
 
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Cad_sl said:
Enjoying being pegged by a girl being gay or not depends on whats in your head I think. If you're fantasizing being a submissive little boy while the big man pegs you... thats some gay shit. If you're just like, wow thats a nice feeling and I enjoy you doing that with your big tits on my back you sweet female totally not gay person. Well, thats less gay.

It's obviously a bit of homophobia to say "no butt stuff ever because thats gay" but I'm the same way. Don't want my butt touched. The feeling just gives me the creeps. If thats homophobic, so what. I don't have to stick things in my ass to prove anything to anybody.
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Not true. You need have your wife do you in the pooper to prove you're not gay TO US.

Go make that shit happen.

That's just a saying. Don't actually shit on her. Kurin has tricks for that.

You also need to say, "I am the great Cornholio" at least once. During.
 
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Iannis_sl said:
Not true. You need have your wife do you in the pooper to prove you're not gay TO US.

Go make that shit happen.

That's just a saying. Don't actually shit on her. Kurin has tricks for that.

You also need to say, "I am the great Cornholio" at least once. During.
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Yea I'll get back to you on that.
 
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Getting something inserted into my buttocks is not in my wheelhouse and never will be.

Fine, you guys aren't gay.

I just feel that is a very gray area between hetero and homosexuality.

I don't care what others do in their bedroom. I just don't want anything in my ass. I also don't want to fuck my wife in the ass. Seems to be a trend for me where all parties agree nothing in the ass.
 
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Noodleface_sl said:
Getting something inserted into my buttocks is not in my wheelhouse and never will be.

Fine, you guys aren't gay.

I just feel that is a very gray area between hetero and homosexuality.

I don't care what others do in their bedroom. I just don't want anything in my ass. I also don't want to fuck my wife in the ass. Seems to be a trend for me where all parties agree nothing in the ass.
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It's only a grey area to idiots. I can't even call you ignorant because we've tried to educate your dumb ass and it isn't taking. My dad always said the difference between ignorant and idiot is that the ignorant can be educated, they just don't know yet. There's no hope for idiots. Or as Ron White said, you can't fix stupid.

I actually feel bad for you a little. Your extreme homophobia is robbing both you and your wife of great pleasure.
 
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