Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Frenzied Wombat_sl said:
Sounds great, but answering questions like "am I getting fat", or "do you think that girl is hotter than me" with absolute honesty will get your face kicked in. There's no way to sugar coat the truth, and good fucking luck at "working through the emotions that result from the answer". I agree with you in a sense, as these type of fucking dumb shit testing questions *deserve* to be answered honestly simply because they are so manipulative, but I don't see how (or why) you'd want to engage in a fight over why you think your wife/gf is getting fat.. I would much rather dodge the question, then propose a personal trainer a few weeks later in some innocuous way.
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I don't see how getting fat is a fight or not. Did she gain weight? If so... I mean this is pretty objective. You don't even have to be an asshole. You can be like "didn't you weigh 105 last year? And you're 115 now? Well, ok I'd say you gained 10lbs."

If its the kind of girl who won't even get on a scale, thats just rampaging insecurity and I wouldn't be dealing with that woman in the first place.
 
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They all have rampaging insecurity. And trust me bro, they know they gained weight, but that little question is nothing more but a comfort shit test. They want you to say"No honey you look great!" And then proceed to gobbling up your penis. when you start saying shit like "well, you know, honey, you do look a bit bigger than last year". You have failed bro, that dick slurping has now been put off for next month.
 
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mkopec_sl said:
They all have rampaging insecurity. And trust me bro, they know they gained weight, but that little question is nothing more but a comfort shit test. They want you to say"No honey you look great!" And then proceed to gobbling up your penis. when you start saying shit like "well, you know, honey, you do look a bit bigger than last year". You have failed bro, that dick slurping has now been put off for next month.
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Depends on the girl I guess... my dick is still steadily being slurped, however my wife complains she is getting fat if she gains 2lbs.
 
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Khane_sl said:
So a little update about the girl I have been dating. Sex has gotten way better, pretty great in fact. She's super dirty, likes it in the butt, is really adventurous and has an insatiable libido. The other night she came over to my place, closed the curtains in my living room and told me to put on some porn, then rode me like a bronco while it was on. Then she asked me if I wanted to have a threesome.

So long story short we had a conversation and decided we will now be introducing each other as bf/gf.

There are two glaring issues though.

1) She's a social worker who makes pretty much pennies. You all know how I feel about that.
2) She's quite a bit younger than me. She's 26 and I'm 33. Meaning she and her friends are still in the "Let's go out to the loudest bar we can find and drink on a Wednesday night until midnight" and that's just not my thing anymore. I'm not particularly fond of yelling during conversation or going to bed at 1 am, drunk on a weekday.
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Those issues are not glaring.
 
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17 years of no butt stuff sets a bad precedence for changing that. But, just in case, what's her reason(s) not to?


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Khane_sl said:
So a little update about the girl I have been dating. Sex has gotten way better, pretty great in fact. She's super dirty, likes it in the butt, is really adventurous and has an insatiable libido. The other night she came over to my place, closed the curtains in my living room and told me to put on some porn, then rode me like a bronco while it was on. Then she asked me if I wanted to have a threesome.

So long story short we had a conversation and decided we will now be introducing each other as bf/gf.

There are two glaring issues though.

1) She's a social worker who makes pretty much pennies. You all know how I feel about that.
2) She's quite a bit younger than me. She's 26 and I'm 33. Meaning she and her friends are still in the "Let's go out to the loudest bar we can find and drink on a Wednesday night until midnight" and that's just not my thing anymore. I'm not particularly fond of yelling during conversation or going to bed at 1 am, drunk on a weekday.
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With regards to 1 - I would say it would be a much more glaring issue if she hated her job and just wanted to quit and have you take care of her. I mean who cares if she's a lawyer making 200k a year if she hates her job and just wants to quit. If the girl loves what she does and wants to contribute to household with you, that seems totally fine.
 
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Just because she wants to contribute doesn't mean she's actually contributing very much though. You can't take out a mortgage on having a good spirit and giving it your best.
 
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Khane_sl said:
They're pretty glaring to me.
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26 she's most likely ending her party girl stage because she'll want babies at 27.

The allure of a more successful woman should already be factored into your decision and last I heard on the playground you all were bf/gf.
 
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Picasso_sl said:
The allure of a more successful woman should already be factored into your decision and last I heard on the playground you all were bf/gf.
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It is, that's why I said it's a glaring issue. Too much cafe con leche Picasso!
 
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Meh, my wife worked hard, but then we had kids and her job fell off the table for like 10 yrs. She is just now going back to work for a few years part time, and sure, the money helps but I would rather have her at home raising kids instead of day care and shit like that. That is IF you plan to have kids. If not, then whatevs. Why even get/try into marriage at that point? enjoy the single life spinning plates.
 
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