Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Fifey

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Quineloe_sl said:
I don't even know who you are so idc


I do love how it's always that one video that keeps showing up, when cyber goth barely makes up 5% of the scene.
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Dancing goths is my favorite Instagram channel to follow, if you want I can go down to the lovecraft and get some videos of real goths damcing.

In other news, I met a redheaded squirter, gonna have to do laundry tonight and wash of all that pee.
 
Soygen

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I prefer my squirting to be in a toilet, but I'll take in the bedroom once in a while. I've always had to use a very specific technique to make a girl squirt. I've never dated one who just squirted from normal intercourse. That would be damn messy.
 
Itlan

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Soygen_sl said:
I prefer my squirting to be in a toilet, but I'll take in the bedroom once in a while. I've always had to use a very specific technique to make a girl squirt. I've never dated one who just squirted from normal intercourse. That would be damn messy.
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It is. Which is why if it's a regular thing you need to accept 1. you're going to be doing lots of laundry 2. you need to get a protector for your bed.
 
Soygen

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3. Trade her in for a model that can hold it's pee during sex.
 
Soygen

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Tenks_sl said:
Making them drink a gallon of water then plowing isn't a revolutionary technique Soy
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Do I look like an amateur? I bend them over the banister and have a midget sit on the small of their back, putting pressure on the bladder.
 
Itlan

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Soygen_sl said:
3. Trade her in for a model that can hold it's pee during sex.
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You know, I've withheld water from her and made her pee before sex, and the floodgates still opened.

I don't get it man. And it didn't smell or taste like pee.

Should we debate whether it's pee or not?
 
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Itlan_sl said:
You know, I've withheld water from her and made her pee before sex, and the floodgates still opened.

I don't get it man. And it didn't smell or taste like pee.

Should we debate whether it's pee or not?
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Just buy a jetski and admit you're into watersports
 
Itlan

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That's why I brought it up. Because it gets brought up at least every 5 pages.

But nah it's not pee.
 
Soygen

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Itlan_sl said:
You know, I've withheld water from her and made her pee before sex, and the floodgates still opened.

I don't get it man. And it didn't smell or taste like pee.

Should we debate whether it's pee or not?
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There is no debate. If you enjoy it, have at it. No point in trying to deny its nature, though.
 
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