Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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trex

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Aldarion said:
No, that is literally the healthiest level of drinking you can possibly do. Far better than binge drinking and even significantly healthier than completely abstaining. Carry on.
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Quoted for truth. I start getting worried when I have one before the 5 o'clock mark. I aim for 2-3 drinks 5 or less nights a week. Doesn't always happen, but that's what I aim for. You're doing a good job.

Honestly though, I think it depends on what you
and your family are personally comfortable with. If Tyen didn't have 1-2 beers or glasses of wine a day I'd be worried about him. Like if we were getting dinner and didn't want a beer, it'd be like why the hell not? Are you sick?
 
DickTrickle

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trex said:
We're you seriously so upset about that? Did you literally have to type that out in the marriage thread? Literally, why would anyone care that you don't care that my feelings get hurt to think my husband probably also looks at women and wants to eff them in the v. Seriously. No one cares. Go home




I stand corrected. Totes weird and sort of jelly-- assuming that what she said is true...I remember her and Evelys being besties. Just sayin'
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So, you're "literally hurt" at the idea of your husband wanting to bang other women-- yet he's not actually banging them and right now you don't even know if he specifically does think that way (even though he probably does). And yet, you're jealous that lindz gets to bang a dude besides her husband. Seems like ol' Salty has more of a reason to be upset than you do.
 
Izo

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Today I learned that trex dated a girl in college and noone asked for lesbo pics.

Also what's up with all the alcohol consumption? Is your tap water that bad?
 
Breakdown

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Izo said:
Today I learned that trex dated a girl in college and noone asked for lesbo pics.

Also what's up with all the alcohol consumption? Is your tap water that bad?
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Tap water doesn't make people's annoying stories easier to listen to. And it sure doesn't make the bachelor fun to watch.
 
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Izo

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Gunnar said:
Tap water doesn't make people's annoying stories easier to listen to. And it sure doesn't make the bachelor fun to watch.
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How do you get from there to zomgimustdrinmyselftodeath? I listen to a lot of pt bs. I don't turn to stuffing myself with morphine or V's. I go for a run. Play with my little girl. Watch a movie. Do hobbies. Life's full of positive stuff. Why on earth would you want to balance trivial adversity with alcohol?
 
Mrs. Gravy

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Yep...and an AA meeting might help too....oh, and he should ask someone where the break room is located.



Gunnar....random Internet people like me hope better for you.
 
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lurkingdirk

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trex said:
We're you seriously so upset about that? Did you literally have to type that out in the marriage thread? Literally, why would anyone care that you don't care that my feelings get hurt to think my husband probably also looks at women and wants to eff them in the v. Seriously. No one cares. Go home
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Okay, so a few things.
First, you're still stupidly using literally. You should probably work on that.
Second, I don't care a bit about your feelings, and that is because you have demonstrated yourself a complete idiot.
Finally, I can now quote everything you type about marriage and relationships in order to show everyone what not to do. I find you laughable, idiotic, and, quite frankly, not very smart. This will be my final response to you, so I hope you enjoy dumping on me for a long time. I'm not putting you on ignore, I'm just going to continue laughing at you. You're doing a good job at entertaining the masses. You just don't realise it.
 
Haast

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Wow, this thread is salty as fuck lately. Can't we all just unload our burden of alcoholism and wanting our spouse to die in a random dumpster explosion in peace?
 
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trex

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lurkingdirk said:
Okay, so a few things.
First, you're still stupidly using literally. You should probably work on that.
Second, I don't care a bit about your feelings, and that is because you have demonstrated yourself a complete idiot.
Finally, I can now quote everything you type about marriage and relationships in order to show everyone what not to do. I find you laughable, idiotic, and, quite frankly, not very smart. This will be my final response to you, so I hope you enjoy dumping on me for a long time. I'm not putting you on ignore, I'm just going to continue laughing at you. You're doing a good job at entertaining the masses. You just don't realise it.
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I literally don't give a fuck.

You're very mad, you should work on that.
 
Phazael

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You obviously give a fuck. You rejoined the community that shunned you and Botman years ago the moment the chance arose. People who don't give a fuck (and have a life) would have moved on to greener pastures long ago.
 
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Cad

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More discussing relationships, less attacking each other, assholes. Get it on track.
 
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Nester

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why is it so hard to act like a respectable human being in this one tiny portion of the FOH sewage plant we call a forum.
 
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