Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Mrs. Gravy said:
ED...possible...had briefly thought of that....
His HX includes his most serious (and sexual) relationship with a divorced woman who still lived with her ex husband...you know for financial reasons....dude finally ended it over that...but he tolerated that far longer (like over a year) than he probably should have. He told me that it's been over 2 years since he has had sex, so it isn't as if we have not had intimate open conversations. Meh, don't know why I am still mucking up this thread with this.

Doesn't anyone else have anything going on? We haven't discussed anal in a while...
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I'm 31 and never done anal. While I'm sure it was flattery, the girls that were somewhat willing over the years said they were afraid of the pain due to penis size (yuge, bigly, etc).

Wife is willing to give it a go when I get home from deployment in a couple months, as a sort of present. I'm excited to try it out even though I don't think I'll like it; however, what if I like it and she doesn't (which I'm fairly sure she won't)? Am I forever trapped having had a taste of the apple but not getting any more???
 
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Just get her drunk first. In my experience, it's upped their reaction to it by about 500%.

*edit - Also, don't start out with just plowing her butthole out. Getting her worked up with help as well.
 
Noodleface

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I find distance related to how turned on she can get me and then how quickly she can get me off. The longer it takes the less amazing it is. Obviously if I haven't jerked off and we haven't had sex it might be nuts too.

The time I headshot her she grabbed me in the hall after putting my son down and went and bent over the bed. Yeah that did the trick.
 
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Brikker said:
I'm 31 and never done anal. While I'm sure it was flattery, the girls that were somewhat willing over the years said they were afraid of the pain due to penis size (yuge, bigly, etc).

Wife is willing to give it a go when I get home from deployment in a couple months, as a sort of present. I'm excited to try it out even though I don't think I'll like it; however, what if I like it and she doesn't (which I'm fairly sure she won't)? Am I forever trapped having had a taste of the apple but not getting any more???
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Do not do not do not think the buttsex you see in porn is indicative of reality. Those girls got buttered up for a long time before the cameras started rolling or have been doing it for so long their asshole is like the sleeve on an old wool sweater. You cannot go from a finger to a dong without it hurting*. And there's no such thing as too much lube.

It's true, getting her drunk first will probably make it go a lot easier. If she's not so worried/ashamed about the fact you're playing with your bootyhole, she'll relax easier. If she's all tense and worried it's not going to be much fun on her end and that's not going to help if it's something you want to keep doing in the future.
 
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Brikker said:
I'm 31 and never done anal. While I'm sure it was flattery, the girls that were somewhat willing over the years said they were afraid of the pain due to penis size (yuge, bigly, etc).

Wife is willing to give it a go when I get home from deployment in a couple months, as a sort of present. I'm excited to try it out even though I don't think I'll like it; however, what if I like it and she doesn't (which I'm fairly sure she won't)? Am I forever trapped having had a taste of the apple but not getting any more???
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I find it's more the novelty of "I'm in her butt! whoa!" than it feeling so badass or different. It IS different in that it squeezes you a little different, the texture is different and of course there's no pussy lube so you gotta be super generous with the lube. But one you get going fast (and I'd take it easy on that) it's not all that different, it's a lot of rubbing and friction and such and ultimately not a big deal. I don't understand the fetish of anal at all.
 
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Brikker

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lulz

she loves anal play a LOT and wants me to eat her ass. this was like a 1 for 1 tradesies type of thing. we'll see if they both keep happening.

and yes obviously will get very warmed up and use lots of lube, those are no-brainers
 
Swagdaddy

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havent gotten bored enuff to knock on the butt door yet, i'd probably just cheat instead of escalating to poopchutes
 
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Denaut said:
When her clothes were off I was audibly shocked by just how ridiculously nicely she is put together, to the point where I couldn't help but chuckle, "I can't believe how hot you are." Her only response was to blush.
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pics pls
 
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