Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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a_skeleton_02

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Depends. Is she entirely a figment of your imagination, or have you been referring to your anime body pillow as a real person?

She's 100% real I'm having some fun with you guys for the most part but she is really a rabid SJW and she really would freak out if she knew how i really thought.
 

Deathwing

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Not really sure what the best way to do that would be with out attracting my stalkers to hunt her down and ruin everything.

I mean I was able to find her entire life by a single picture on her okcupid so I doubt someone else could do the same.
*shrug* Then continue to enjoy the reputation you've earned.
 

Hoss

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Seems like a good idea to trust that a pink haired turbo dummie suddenly went on the pill just for you. Blow in her like 3 times a day if you ask me.

You saw a way to manipulate her and that was best you could do? Did you even consider the likely side effect that this will significantly reduce her libido?

Should have gone with hole #2. No libido problem, no need to trust she is actually taking the pill.

both of you seem to be suffering from a basic misunderstanding of what's going on here. He's made his intentions pretty clear. He's seeing if he can fix her.

She's 100% real I'm having some fun with you guys for the most part but she is really a rabid SJW and she really would freak out if she knew how i really thought.

She's probably thinking the same thing. You said her SJW shit doesn't come out on the dates, right?

Also, all you gotta do it cut her eyes out of the pics and that's total protection against any doxxing attempt. The thing that will be hard to explain is why you're writing firesofheaven.org on her tits, and then keeping her away from the site.
 

a_skeleton_02

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both of you seem to be suffering from a basic misunderstanding of what's going on here. He's made his intentions pretty clear. He's seeing if he can fix her.



She's probably thinking the same thing. You said her SJW shit doesn't come out on the dates, right?

Also, all you gotta do it cut her eyes out of the pics and that's total protection against any doxxing attempt. The thing that will be hard to explain is why you're writing firesofheaven.org on her tits, and then keeping her away from the site.

Well the other day I was driving her to my place and she said "Oh Fuck you" when she saw a Trump sign then she went on a little tangent about people who voted for third parties instead of Hillary. I pushed back a little and said I think Trump is a good businessman and will probably be rational when making policy decisions and she didn't really fight the issue.

Other than that she has been pretty chill.
 

Noodleface

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Well the other day I was driving her to my place and she said "Oh Fuck you" when she saw a Trump sign then she went on a little tangent about people who voted for third parties instead of Hillary. I pushed back a little and said I think Trump is a good businessman and will probably be rational when making policy decisions and she didn't really fight the issue.

Other than that she has been pretty chill.
God ranting on about 3rd party votes is like the only nugget Hillary supporters can latch onto I swear
 

Noodleface

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I explained to a sjw that they couldn't be considered throw away because they could've just voted for trump instead and they went fucking nuts