Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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BrotherWu

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I am here to see if we got pink hair lady tits yet. With hive trying to guide Mrs. G to opening up for business again and Adolf a_skeleton_02 shagging a SJW, this is as good as this thread has been since Onoes Onoes stories and the occasional selfie from @lindz.
 
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Mrs. Gravy

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Mrs G has had 3 men either call or text her this week...one is Chumpfriend....so no
the other is asked me out too early dude...will get drinks and dinner with him and politely decline in person...I know him way too well for my own damn good...sad Mrs G
Third dude would do...but he is married and a friend and fucking him could seriously fuck up his life so that also is not happening.

On a positive note, all of the flirting has been great for self pleasuring
 
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Mrs. Gravy said:
Mrs G has had 3 men either call or text her this week...one is Chumpfriend....so no
the other is asked me out too early dude...will get drinks and dinner with him and politely decline in person...I know him way too well for my own damn good...sad Mrs G
Third dude would do...but he is married and a friend and fucking him could seriously fuck up his life so that also is not happening.

On a positive note, all of the flirting has been great for self pleasuring
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On a scale from 1-10 how much anal stimulation do you use when self pleasuring.
 
TrollfaceDeux

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Mrs. Gravy is getting all the gigs she wants. better post some of that goods someday as a tribute to our hunger.
 
Mrs. Gravy

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a_skeleton_02 said:
On a scale from 1-10 how much anal stimulation do you use when self pleasuring.
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For the sake of what little dignity I have remaining, this is not a question I will answer. Plus, isn't it more fun to imagine whatever is your preferred scenario?

edited to fix fucking auto correct.
 
chaos

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Mrs. Gravy said:
For the sake of what little dignity I have remaining, this is not a question I will answer. Plus, isn't it more fun to imagine whatever is your preferred scenario?

edited to fix fucking auto correct.
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That's a solid 7, fyi
 
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Big_w_powah

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Livestream their reactions to them reading this thread.

EDIT: Its a 5.5 for me, 9 after watching Animal Planet all night.
 
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It's hilarious watching all the sad, pathetic nerds on this forum drool over the prospect of pics of a 50+ year old widow.
 
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Don't be jealous, I'm sure your alter ego would love to see your butt hole.
 
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Noodleface

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Wife is pregnant again and is basically acting insane already. This is on top of having a kid running around breaking what he can and her not really good at chores. Gun to head
 
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