Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
iannis
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Yeah, expecting special treatment is going to be a cause for dissapointment. If it was TRULY gross. Well, we have two examples of that. And, in this, you should be thankful for your ignorance.
Even mentioning the words "Shelly" or "Goblincock" are enough to illicit profound disgust.
That you get away with "the bony gravy" is fairly high praise!
As a general rule you can expect that this board is not populated with attractive people. Except Soygen. He's dreamy. And Chaos... his cock is wider than it is long. If you're into that.
Even mentioning the words "Shelly" or "Goblincock" are enough to illicit profound disgust.
That you get away with "the bony gravy" is fairly high praise!
As a general rule you can expect that this board is not populated with attractive people. Except Soygen. He's dreamy. And Chaos... his cock is wider than it is long. If you're into that.
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The real question,
What is this dudes gaming chops? Did he raid or was he a casual? PVP or No?
Any server firsts other what he did to your ass last night?
What is this dudes gaming chops? Did he raid or was he a casual? PVP or No?
Any server firsts other what he did to your ass last night?
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chaos
Buzzfeed Editor
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Mrs. Gravy
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Honestly I haven't a clue about his gaming chops, he is super busy but he ticks a lot of my boxes...npi...6 ft 1, wears l/xl clothes, broad shouldered, well muscled legs/hard thighs, owns two businesses (active owner/hands on), owns two homes one a lake house with boatdock for his boat, is healthy, does not smoke, is civic minded, is kind, thoughtful, funny and smart...I do not have to define words or phrases for him and he is very giving...several times over. I was in so many positions it made me dizzy.
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Mrs. Gravy
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Phazael
Confirmed Beta Shitlord, Fat Bastard
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Can't let you get away with that without taggingPhazael even if I agree 100% with what you wrote about him.
Not Dorito dust. Pistachio shells, most definitely. I am guessing that's Noodle projecting a bit since there is some salt there over his wife's inability to keep one table in the house empty for longer than five minutes, but its still funny. He could have worked in a fat joke or two I guess.
But bashing on a widow is not my style. In fact, I have been downright cordial and encouraging towards Ms G without trying to solicit butthole pics or white knighting in general, since I am basically old fashioned at heart. Making fun of redpilling edgelords and forever alone guys who pretend it does not bother them is my M.O. Generally when I say something mean its because I am actually trying to help. My life might not be Ozzy and Harriet, but my wife and I are happy, stable. and free from any conflict more severe than "what are we having for dinner for tonight." so I'd wager I am doing something right. If I come down on people its because I would rather they find a healthy relationship, rather than with a bangmaid who's only purpose is to crank out some fuck trophies and wait on someone. A maid and a pocket pussy are cheaper, plus there are lots of kids looking to be adopted, if that's all you want out of life.
On topic re: Mrs Gs vanity concerns, at 50 no one who is a working class schmo is looking like they did in their 20s. At that point it comes down to personality and security. If you are not a cuntasaraus rex, shallow, or crazy, you are going to be a catch and have nothing to be concerned about. Its not like you are pulling a Trex here and putting up a photo with skeeter bite tits and expecting praise. Like I said earlier about the other guy who was stringing you along, life is too short to be worried about superficial shit like that once you pass a certain age.
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Noodleface
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To be fair I didn't know If Phazael was morbidly obese or skinny. Nerds tend to sit on one extreme or another. The fact that they spend all day in bed eating pistachios I assume it's obesity
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Hoss
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You're just the last person on the board to realize how amazing I am. Sit back and breath deeply. You'll get used to the feeling soon.
Ryoz
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Hoss
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I thought the options were doritos or pistachios. By veggies, do you mean deep fried potatoes and corn chips?
Mrs. Gravy
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Agreed, you have always been up front and decent towards me, kind honesty is welcomed...people who are button- pushing trolls or generally miserable who try to drag down others are pitiable and definitely unwelcome. In my eyes In your posts directed to me, you have not been placed in either category...I ask for advice and try to separate the wheat from the chaff. You typically give wheat.
I am pleased for you that you have a successful marriage...pretty good stuff in that.
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Mrs. Gravy
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