Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Mrs. Gravy

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OK then, this is much more fun than the written disciplinary I am in the midst of completing on one of my staff so here we go.:
1. Many of you exressed fondness for G. as such, I am cautious in revelation. I adored him and don't want you to think less of him because of me.
2. He was ill for many years which basically meant no sex...Loving intimacy but no sex...at all. It hurt him emotionally and he worried I would step out, I did not.
3. So, this means that I took out 10 years of pent up sexual energy on new man. It was excellent and my nipples and other parts (I can say it in the midst of it, but not typing it...) are raw. I found out I still am pretty bendy having beenplaced in multiple positions and that a little ass play works for me.
 
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Noodleface

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a_skeleton_02 said:
uh...excuse me "Savage" is a slur against native Americans something that I am 1/64th on my mother's side.
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OK Elizabeth Warren

Most of us are in our 30s or 40s and married or were married or in a_skeleton_02 case a closeted gay black man.

I wouldn't worry too much about your looks here. In general most people would take great and disgusting pleasure in reading of your sexcapades.

Once in a while you'll get a dude parachuting in telling you how shitty you are. Like that dude that always tells me how shitty my life is now that my wife has her 'fuck trophy' while at the same time him and his wife lay in bed playing ps4s in separate tvs and probably with the bed littered with doritos dust.
 
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Cad

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Noodleface said:
him and his wife lay in bed playing ps4s in separate tvs and probably with the bed littered with doritos dust.
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Would her pussy most likely taste like doritos in that case? That might be worth it.
 
Hoss

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Mrs. Gravy said:
So, this means that I took out 10 years of pent up sexual energy on new man. It was excellent and my nipples and other parts (I can say it in the midst of it, but not typing it...) are raw. I found out I still am pretty bendy having beenplaced in multiple positions and that a little ass play works for me.
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Maybe we should ask how the dude is doing today. Can he sit?
 
TrollfaceDeux

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Mrs gravy picture was very boney, her hands were very skeleton perhaps in age 50 , her tattoo was sort of crude, pussylooked like it was shaved, she had her fingers in there, she was lying down when she took the pic, she had the v position, she was sort of white.

That was my neutral description.
 
Hoss

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Mrs G, how noisy were you last night? Did the neighbors know what was going on?
 
Mrs. Gravy

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Consensus: hands never photograph well, mine are lovely in person, especially when wrapped about a stiff cock. Again, I am 5 foot 6 in tall and weigh around 125...sometimes a few pounds less, sometimes a few pounds more....most of it in my ass which cannot be seen in that photo. I am definitely fair skinned. G designed the tat, the tattooist was bored with it so his effort was lame. I was disappointed in the inking and it has faded over time. This is my subjective description.
2. Hoss...noisy..I like to express myself..no cops. I was not at home, no nearby neighbors.
Dude is smiling today, he says. Called me last night to make sure I got home ok and because he wanted to talk about our afternoon that turned into night some more. Texted me a couple of times this morning with more. He is not interested in marrying me which makes me very happy. I like him tremendously but he knows what this is ...hell to the yes.
 
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lurkingdirk

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consensus said:
Mrs gravy picture was very boney, her hands were very skeleton perhaps in age 50 , her tattoo was sort of crude, pussylooked like it was shaved, she had her fingers in there, she was lying down when she took the pic, she had the v position, she was sort of white.

That was my neutral description.
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Deathwing

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Noodleface said:
OK Elizabeth Warren

Most of us are in our 30s or 40s and married or were married or in a_skeleton_02 case a closeted gay black man.

I wouldn't worry too much about your looks here. In general most people would take great and disgusting pleasure in reading of your sexcapades.

Once in a while you'll get a dude parachuting in telling you how shitty you are. Like that dude that always tells me how shitty my life is now that my wife has her 'fuck trophy' while at the same time him and his wife lay in bed playing ps4s in separate tvs and probably with the bed littered with doritos dust.
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Can't let you get away with that without tagging @Phazael even if I agree 100% with what you wrote about him.
 
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Ryoz

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Noodleface said:
OK Elizabeth Warren

Most of us are in our 30s or 40s and married or were married or in a_skeleton_02 case a closeted gay black man.

I wouldn't worry too much about your looks here. In general most people would take great and disgusting pleasure in reading of your sexcapades.

Once in a while you'll get a dude parachuting in telling you how shitty you are. Like that dude that always tells me how shitty my life is now that my wife has her 'fuck trophy' while at the same time him and his wife lay in bed playing ps4s in separate tvs and probably with the bed littered with doritos dust.
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What is this fuck trophy of which you speak ?
 
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