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Or maybe she understands completely and wants 100% of those great returns instead of 50%
Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Denaut
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Or maybe she understands completely and wants 100% of those great returns instead of 50%
Heh, if she did I don't think she would have low-balled me so hard. She wants to just give me my investment back + the 6.2% right now. We are talking a net of only about $1400. While all investments are a risk, this is brand new real estate in a fast growing European capital, given the returns the risk is practically nothing.
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Phazael
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Small price to pay to get out free and clear, if you ask me. Its hard to put a price on getting away scot free. Unless you really need the money, I would just cut the cord on this and move on with your life and new girl, before you end up with two potentially crazy women in your life.
Hoss
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Same with mine. She's really uptight about the showering thing. I've told her I don't care, but I don't want to completely discourage the showering thing because I've gone down on some really nasty pussy before, and would rather not ever do it again.
Omi43221
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Something doesn't add up right with your numbers 1400 turning into tens of thousands in less than a year seems off.
Namon
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Nasty pussy is just nasty. I've been allowed once or twice to go there on my wife when she hasn't showered since the morning and it wasn't any worse than freshly bathed.
Mrs. Gravy
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So, I am now intrigued as to what is an acceptable blow job versus an outstanding one.
Instructions please.
Instructions please.
Cad
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6.4% of a 10% down on $218k place would be $1400. A 6.4% gain on a $218k place would be $13k or so. I don't know if I'd call $13k "tens of thousands" but that could be the ballpark...
Hoss
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How much porn do you watch?
Actually, I'm kidding. There might be some techniques you could pick up from porn that are nice, but the real deciding factor is the gusto with which you do it. Just love doing it. Experiment a lot and pay attention to reactions, then afterwards get some feedback. Tease it, don't ignore the balls, pay attention to the spots that he reacts too, slip a finger in his ass, figure out how to talk dirty with the dick in your mouth, change things up as he's getting close (that's much more important for dudes than for chicks). The feedback is a toughie because dudes are loathe to say anything you did was bad, so focus on asking what the good techniques were. If you got a big reaction to something and it seemed weird, you can ask about it, but in general don't expect him to tell you something about it was bad.
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Noodleface
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Acceptable - I ejaculated in a timely manner
Outstanding adds a few layers. Reading my body language as I get into it, getting into it yourself, acting like you want the dick and cum in/on you. Eye contact occasionally but not the whole time.
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Lost Virtue
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I think a lot of it comes down to the fact that likely not a lot of men have had an "outstanding" BJ before either. Most are just satisfied with the basic technique of a standard BJ as it gets them off. But once you've had an outstanding BJ, you cannot ever really go back to the standard. Tongue action to me is key as it adds extra stimulation. Prior women rarely if ever used tongue, but mine sure does. I also like to get a "tickle" right under my balls, adds a little extra & different feeling. Just image the type of tickling a lot of people have right on their sides and combine that with a great BJ, it's magical...
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iannis
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Denaut
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The numbers check out, basically I would be making most of my money off of the bank's money.
The about $1400 is the appreciated cash value of my portion of the down payment, which was made in cash so there is no note on that money. I wouldn't be making 6% on my small down payment, but more like 10-12% on half the value of the whole thing (if it continues to go up at slightly slower than the current pace) minus the mortgage. Since the mortgage is fixed based on the value 1.25 years before I actually close on it, I net pretty much all of that market value increase minus sales costs and the few bank payments I make before closing with any new buyers.
It is a risk, the project could go belly up, or any number of other things could go wrong, the bottom could fall out of the market for example. Personally though I think the rate of return is crazy high given the aforementioned risks.
The about $1400 is the appreciated cash value of my portion of the down payment, which was made in cash so there is no note on that money. I wouldn't be making 6% on my small down payment, but more like 10-12% on half the value of the whole thing (if it continues to go up at slightly slower than the current pace) minus the mortgage. Since the mortgage is fixed based on the value 1.25 years before I actually close on it, I net pretty much all of that market value increase minus sales costs and the few bank payments I make before closing with any new buyers.
It is a risk, the project could go belly up, or any number of other things could go wrong, the bottom could fall out of the market for example. Personally though I think the rate of return is crazy high given the aforementioned risks.
Mrs. Gravy
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No problem enjoying it...so I have that going for me. Cum on/in...no worries...trying to figure out individual responses...takes a little more study.
I think a lecture with a lab will be most effective.
Thank you men for your insight...any other suggestions are welcome and will be explored on an individual basis but definitely put to good use.
I think a lecture with a lab will be most effective.
Thank you men for your insight...any other suggestions are welcome and will be explored on an individual basis but definitely put to good use.
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iannis
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Completely serious, the best blowjob you can ever get is the one that she enjoys giving.
Eye contact is also important. Men need to see their cock in your face. We're children that way.
I've had a blowjob that lasted all of two minutes. Not because I'm a preemie, but because that's all she was really up for. And I still remember it fondly. Some women, apparently, think it's kinda gross. I dunno. And shit one day she just manned up and did it... and that's all I really wanted. Two minutes was more than enough.
Eye contact is also important. Men need to see their cock in your face. We're children that way.
I've had a blowjob that lasted all of two minutes. Not because I'm a preemie, but because that's all she was really up for. And I still remember it fondly. Some women, apparently, think it's kinda gross. I dunno. And shit one day she just manned up and did it... and that's all I really wanted. Two minutes was more than enough.
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Khane
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Mrs. Gravy
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Soygen
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